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Old 02-28-2008, 05:42 PM   #886
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You also have to last. Which is why you need to masturbate, NOW. And if you think "between the sheets" when you think of sex, you are not being creative.
Creative is in a sauna. But you really do have to remember to bring a water bottle or you'll get a headache.
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3 minute sex??? I feel like I'm performing well if it's about 2 minutes.
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She's going to win the thread quite comfortably
She's won the thread, the site, the whole fucking interweb. Toss your computer out now.
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I think it is more romantic between the sheets but you can make love other places too. I know that. There are tons of ways to pleasure the opposite sex. I know that too.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to pick on you, because I am more just railing against men and oversharing to the general amusement of everyone (where is Jen to upstage me where where) but really, how would you know and what might these things be?
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Creative is in a sauna. But you really do have to remember to bring a water bottle or you'll get a headache.

Take varitek. It will give her an excuse for all the sweating.
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Take varitek. It will give her an excuse for all the sweating.
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She's won the thread, the site, the whole fucking interweb. Toss your computer out now.


I don't want to throw it out in case it gets better
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3 minute sex??? I feel like I'm performing poorly if it's less than 20 minutes.


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Creative is in a sauna. But you really do have to remember to bring a water bottle or you'll get a headache.
I can't do that, I'd pass out unless it was very, very slow. If you give me heat it better be a hot tub. Much hotter with water anyway.

When I say creative I am more talking positions, but location can also be a big, big factor.
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I am glad that PFan is not around for this. His poor virgin ears, and more.
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Take varitek. It will give her an excuse for all the sweating.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, fucking lawlz
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When I say creative I am more talking positions, but location can also be a big, big factor.
It's like a game of Clue, really. In the parlor, with Varitek, using a candlestick, etc.
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She's won the thread, the site, the whole fucking interweb. Toss your computer out now.
I can never, ever, ever meet any of you in person.
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I am glad that PFan is not around for this. His poor virgin ears, and more.

He'd slide into this thread, slap down his $20 and yell "I'm out!"
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