Inaccessible Island Superthread

[Varitek]

It's like a game of Clue, really. In the parlor, with Varitek, using a candlestick, etc.

I feel very, very violated. And generally embarassed.

 

[No spoken words]

He'd slide into this thread, slap down his $20 and yell "I'm out!"

Or get in his car and drive to Swarthmore, post-haste.

 

[Dalton]

It's like a game of Clue, really. In the parlor, with Varitek, using a candlestick, etc.

GREATEST.POST.EVER

 

[the tourist]

If you give me heat it better be a hot tub. Much hotter with water anyway.

If the jets are just right.

 

[Screwtape2]

I'm sorry, I don't mean to pick on you, because I am more just railing against men and oversharing to the general amusement of everyone (where is Jen to upstage me where where) but really, how would you know and what might these things be?

I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.

 

[coolian2]

I can never, ever, ever meet any of you in person.

Certainly not without a lot of awkwardness and lack of eye contact for a little while

 

[Dalton]

I feel very, very violated. And generally embarassed.

I thought maybe you just needed to follow the advice you were giving screwtape.

 

[Varitek]

Or get in his car and drive to -- post-haste.

1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I have really overshared.

 

[No spoken words]

I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.

What are the right words to say?

 

[the tourist]

Certainly not without a lot of awkwardness and lack of eye contact for a little while

No, no. Just no meeting at all.

 

[coolian2]

I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.

I don't have a response.

 

[the tourist]

I feel very, very violated. And generally embarassed.

 

[No spoken words]

1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I have really overshared.

Right, cos he'd simply find the chick with the Red Sox hat and know it was you. Come on.

 

[Dalton]

What are the right words to say?

Please don't.

 

[Varitek]

I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.

There's a little more to it than an anatomy book and some poetry.

But good luck to you. Remember, though, practice makes perfect. Or at least makes longer lasting.

 

[the tourist]

I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.

 

[the tourist]

Right, cos he'd simply find the chick with the Red Sox hat and know it was you. Come on.

He would and you know it.

 

[coolian2]

1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I have really overshared.

And you're not even drunk yet

 

[Dalton]

1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I have really overshared.

No, its not a problem. You just scared off 86% of all the men reading this.

 

[Screwtape2]

What are the right words to say?

It is more of the romantic stuff you guys laugh at.

 

[No spoken words]

Please don't.

Come on, you totally want to hear this.

 

[No spoken words]

He would and you know it.

I'm pretty sure he'd be scared shitless of Varitek.

 

[the tourist]

No, its not a problem. You just scared off 104% of all the men reading this.

fixd.

 

[Dalton]

Come on, you totally want to hear this.

I feel like I'm watching the first 2 weeks of American Idol.

 

[Varitek]

Right, cos he'd simply find the chick with the Red Sox hat and know it was you. Come on.

I was more reacting to you remembering where I go to school. I already offered Pfan to meet up and comb my exteral hard drive for U2 boots because his computer is retarded and can't download them.

 

[coolian2]

No, no. Just no meeting at all.

I think it would be hard not to recognise each other.

Varitek would be the one naked and trying to nail everyone, you'd be feeling up a stratocaster....

 

[Dalton]

I already offered Pfan to meet up and comb my exteral hard drive for U2 boots because his computer is retarded and can't download them.

Did that line actually work? He is a little genius.

I'll bet he rooms with Val Kilmer in college.

 

[the tourist]

It is more of the romantic stuff you guys laugh at.

There's nothing wrong with romance.

 

[Screwtape2]

I think it would be hard not to recognise each other.

Varitek would be the one naked and trying to nail everyone, you'd be feeling up a stratocaster....

 

[bono_man2002]

I feel like I'm watching the first 2 weeks of American Idol.