coolian2
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bono_man2002 said:
Isn't that all year round?
In Wellington, yes.
Christchurch not so much. I nearly melted when i was there.
Might take the scenic train to Greymouth.
bono_man2002 said:
Isn't that all year round?
coolian2 said:
Cold weather
Varitek said:
You seriously need to have an orgasm.
Screwtape2 said:
I'm still looking for a partner for that particular activity.
Giving someone else an orgasm would be preferable.
Varitek said:
ARE YOU A DOUBLE AMPUTEE FOR GODSAKE
Varitek said:
why do you want that? skiing or something?
elevated_u2_fan said:
lol I was about to say something similar...
partners are overrated
Varitek said:
tell it!
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coolian2 said:
In Wellington, yes.
Christchurch not so much. I nearly melted when i was there.
Might take the scenic train to Greymouth.
Screwtape2 said:
I'm still looking for a partner for that particular activity.
Giving someone else an orgasm would be preferable.
elevated_u2_fan said:
lol I was about to say something similar...
partners are overrated
Screwtape2 said:
Sex by yourself seems sad and painful. It is to make love is it not. You can't create love by yourself.
Varitek said:
an expensive piece of silicone with a few AAs will do.
coolian2 said:
Don't be such a wanker. Or be more of a wanker, rather.
Varitek said:Fawlty just spanked himself.
Dalton said:
I think it was in Detroit (can't remember which leg) of the Elevation Tour. I brought a girl that I was seeing at the time. We did the whole waiting thing and got into the front row on the outside of the heart, just to the left of center.
Well, she was a tiny little thing. 5'5" 6" no more than 115 pounds, but I didn't think it would be a problem cause the other shows that I had been to were really laid back. Once U2 gets on stage and Bono starts coming down to the end of the heart, this guy behind her keeps slamming her up against the rail as he tries to touch Bono. Now, I understand the guy wanted to touch him. Fine. But when I asked him to be thoughtful of the girl that I was with he responds in Italian that he doesn't speak english.
He slams into her 4 or 5 more times and keeps playing dumb when I say something to him, so the next time he pushes her I turned around and slapped him. I kept it open fist so it wouldn't be assault. He was pissed, but he didn't touch her again.
The end.
Screwtape2 said:
Sex by yourself seems sad and painful. It is to make love is it not. You can't create love by yourself.
Varitek said:
I didn't know that open hand meant it wasn't assault...
Screwtape2 said:
Sex by yourself seems sad and painful. It is to make love is it not. You can't create love by yourself.
the tourist said:I seem to have missed a lot. But if I go back and read shit, this thread will be finished.
Varitek said:
If it is painful buy some lube, or if you are cheap lotion or even a bit of spit will do.
And it's not to make love, it's just to have a bit of fun and hopefully an orgasm. Because you're male, you may remove the "hopefully" part.
Varitek said:... though I am still in favor of Intercourse.
Varitek said:
It's been a good thread, the half I've participated in at least.
I haven't been catching up for a few threads now, I just don't have time.
we should start thinking about our next location, though I am still in favor of Intercourse.
Varitek said:
If it is painful buy some lube, or if you are cheap lotion or even a bit of spit will do.
Varitek said:Because you're male, you may remove the "hopefully" part.