Inaccessible Island Superthread

[No spoken words]

Why don't you just go masturbate with sandpaper then?

don't tempt him.

 

[No spoken words]

Matsui PMd me once. I feel honored.

I PM'd Matsui once.

 

[Varitek]

Manny hugged me once.

 

[Dalton]

Why don't you just go masturbate with sandpaper then?

That's not really a viable option since my Quarteraged game ...

 

[the tourist]

Why don't you just go masturbate with sandpaper then?

 

[the tourist]

and you would know.....how?

Who doesn't know? Well, except for many Screwtape, Axver, and Ian.

 

[redhotswami]

If I get to see him next month I'm gonna go up to him and ask why he PMed me. Do you think he'll give an honest response?

 

[No spoken words]

If I get to see him next month I'm gonna go up to him and ask why he PMed me. Do you think he'll give an honest response?

Hai.

 

[the tourist]

Off to school now.

 

[Screwtape2]

Who doesn't know? Well, except for many Screwtape, Axver, and Ian.

 

[LemonMelon]

Why don't you just go masturbate with sandpaper then?

.........

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I PM'd Matsui once.

Please tell me you used obscene language... ray:

 

[Screwtape2]

Yes. Yes I did.

That might explain their purity scores.

 

[Varitek]

That might explain their purity scores.

The purity test is heteronormative, so we replace "MOS" with "MPS" - member of the preferred sex. member of the opposite sex = member of the nonpreferred sex.

 

[Screwtape2]

The purity test is heteronormative, so we replace "MOS" with "MPS" - member of the preferred sex. member of the opposite sex = member of the nonpreferred sex.

Umm...what?

 

[Varitek]

i need a nap

i hope i dont have mono, everyone i know is getting sick with various plagues: pneumonia, the flu...i've jsut been sleeping twice as much as usual and still been tired

 

[Varitek]

Thank you. It's good to have positive reinforcement in a land of negativity.

sorry tourist but you are totally part of the negativity. not saying i'm not.

 

[Screwtape2]

i need a nap

i hope i dont have mono, everyone i know is getting sick with various plagues: pneumonia, the flu...i've jsut been sleeping twice as much as usual and still been tired

I've been sick too. I hope you feel better.

 

[Varitek]

Speaking of intercourse PA which the rival chat thread is doing at this moment, that should be our next thread:

The Intercourse Superthread

 

[Varitek]

I've been sick too. I hope you feel better.

thanks you too

you could probably feel better if you engaged in one of those purity lowering activities...

which 1 point had you lost anyway?

45d

 

[redhotswami]

Speaking of intercourse PA which the rival chat thread is doing at this moment, that should be our next thread:

The Intercourse Superthread

seconded! what's this purity thing you speak of?

 

[Dalton]

Speaking of intercourse PA which the rival chat thread is doing at this moment, that should be our next thread:

The Intercourse Superthread

You had me at sandy vagina

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

...which the rival chat thread is doing at this moment...

thats awesome!

 

[Screwtape2]

thanks you too

you could probably feel better if you engaged in one of those purity lowering activities...

which 1 point had you lost anyway?

45d

I'm not sure bondage could help my stomach virus.

The point was the obvious one that all men have experienced at some point intentionally or not.

 

[Dalton]

i want to take said purity exam.

 

[Varitek]

seconded! what's this purity thing you speak of?

http://www.armory.com/tests/100.html

classic american college test, how did you miss it?

Jen and I are in the 20s (she's slightly lower than me), tourist is just slightly more pure than us, I forget what Ali is, ax says he's 85 and ian 90, Screwtape claims he's 99. We all told him to google porn and masturbate please.

 

[Varitek]

I'm not sure bondage could help my stomach virus.

The point was the obvious one that all men have experienced at some point intentionally or not.

so you've had an erection but never ever acted on it

 

[Dalton]

Clitoral erection.

 

[Screwtape2]

so you've had an erection but never ever acted on it

Well...no.

 

[Dalton]

Your ACL 100 Point Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 75 of 100 questions, making you 25.0% sexually pure (75.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 25.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 26%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 55.3%.
The first submission for this test was received June 16, 1994.