In the Movie of Your Life, Who Will Star as You?

[pax]

I'd say Scarlett Johansson should play me, but she'd have to gain 20 pounds and put on some glasses, and then all the magazines would talk about how she "uglied herself up" for the part.

If Emma Thompson weren't older than my mom, I'd pick her.

So, tell us...who is uniquely qualified to star as you in your Oscar-winning biopic? Starring as yourself isn't allowed.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

nick rhodes. it's the only way it would work.

 

[popacrobat]

tom brady because hes the only one in the world that comes close to equalling my coolness under the pressure and coolness in general for that matter

 

[pax]

The guy who played Stifler in American Pie?

DaveC.

 

[BluRmGrl]

Camryn Mannheim.... cool, self-confident big chicks RULE!!!

 

[HelloAngel]

Christina Ricci.

 

[nbcrusader]

At a mediation conference today, the judge told me I looked like George Clooney.

 

[Chizip]

ron jeremy

 

[lauren430]

Chiz

Claire Danes or Natalie Portman

 

[melon]

This guy.

Melon

 

[Jack In The Box]

PJ Harvey in her debut as actress

 

[unosdostres14]

Who else? The Edge would star in my movie.

 

[Zoomerang96]

no he wouldn't, unos.

the angry bald guy from er would star in my movie, even though kieran will tell him not to.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Drew Barrymore.

She'd have to gain some of her weight back and dye her hair again, but yeah.

 

[DaveC]

The guy who played Stifler in American Pie?

DaveC.

EDIT: Apparently my incredibly funny posting made in the throes of drunkenness was already done. Thank you Chizip.

 

[lmjhitman]

Salma Hayek

Though, again, she'd have to "ugly up" for the role.

But she'd probably win an Oscar for it, as that seems to be the trend nowdays. Apparently it's quite a challenge to play an ugly woman, yet I manage to do it everyday.

 

[Jack In The Box]

but she's so bad actress you deserve more

 

[u2valleygirl]

A young Kim Bassinger.

 

[TheRooster]

Colin Firth

 

[starsgoblue]

I've been told Claire Dane...cause of the schnoz..... She wishes she could look like me....

 

[lmjhitman]

but she's so bad actress you deserve more

thanks JinthB!

 

[learn2kneel]

Will Smith...

oh wait, I'm not black. he was great on fresh prince tho.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Jennifer Connelly, Catherine Zeta Jones, Natalie Portman, or Charlize Theron

 

[*sofia*]

Natalie Portman.... with uglier hair

 

[starsforu2]

Tobey Maguire

And he wouldn't have to get uglier, we look pretty similar and he's my height

 

[AvsGirl41]

Natalie Portman, but she'd have to become a redhead. But we are the same age, height, body build. She's prettier though.

Nicole Kidman, if she could geek herself up.

I used to get "You look like Gillian Anderson" all the time but I think her career is over and I want my movie to be a hit. Maybe a comeback role?

 

[Bono's Doll]

I always thought I looked like Jessica Lange---she'll do fine--and she does do a convincing southern accent.

 

[Irvine511]

Jude Law. duh. we're, like, identical twins.

that's my picture you see to the left.

 

[lauren430]

Jude Law-Most. Beautiful. Man. Ever.

 

[LoveTown]

I'd love to say Angelina Jolie...but...yeah...

so, likely somebody like rosie o'donnell or Roseanne lol