|03-31-2007, 08:41 PM||#1|
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Local Time: 02:54 AM
I'm richer than Zoomerang96, gang
And unlike him, I really do want to talk about it. I love that my oceans of wealth make me morally superior to you all, guys.__________________
That's why I don't come here so much lately, I've been too busy choosing a new yacht and swimming in my money bin.
Actually I said 'yacht' just to not make you guys feel totally bad. In fact it was a new African country that I was choosing. I need somewhere to keep all my possessions, guys - like bono says, I wouldn't move to a smaller house!
I wipe my ass with greenbacks, guys. When I drive somewhere, I leave the car behind in a ditch or something. I don't care, after the first run, it's lost all interest for me. I'll buy another one to drive home in.
I guess you could say that I go out of my way to be as profligate and wasteful as possible, as a sort of personal statement.
But don't think you can claim my leftbehind detritus, guys. I have a legal team keeping tabs on all my assets, and they will prosecute you if you get in the way.
I just love shoving my extreme affluence down your throats, guys. It makes me feel like a winner.
I shot my housekeeper yesterday, but that's ok. The law does not apply to uber-wealthy persons like myself. My team of lawyers will prove that she shot herself in a fit of madness.
Isn't capitalism wonderful, guys? (Disclaimer, I actually got rich by winning the lotto, but it's all the same to the goose, am I right or am I right?).
|03-31-2007, 09:20 PM||#3|
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Cherry Lane
Local Time: 12:54 PM
Feel free to post about it in the existing thread, Mr. McConville:
"Knight in shining Zubaz."
Bonochick [at] interference.com
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