im' back guys!

[Kieran McConville]

hope you didnt miss me too much!

I have now divested my identity(ies) into all manner of alters and sub-creatures on this and other forums, so you won't be seeing too much of me in future. Truth be told there isnt too much of me to go around, i think

I think

i might have almost ceased to exist. so take this opportunity to have a chat about the weather or any old thing that takes your (cake) fancy!

Caisenema, i am becoming you, even as we speak I am becomeing you as we together salute our supreme leader....

 

[Evalicious]

I won`t speak to you until you send me the flowers that you
promised.

 

[Calluna]

Hello Zedbetty.

 

[Evalicious]

Calluna, stop being so nice to him!!!!!!!

He only talks shit about you

I didn`t want to bring this up, but we all feel sorry for you


And Kieran, where are the flowers??!

 

[Dulce de Leche]

I didn't know you were gone but

 

[zonelistener]

eat me

 

[lmjhitman]

 

[Calluna]

And Kieran, where are the flowers??!

Yeah K! Where are my fucking flowers???

 

[Zoots]

I didn't know you were gone but

Same here. By the way Keiran, are you still Zoomerang96?

 

[Dulce de Leche]

alters

 

[Calluna]

Same here. By the way Keiran, are you still Zoomerang96?

Yes. He is me, you and everyone we know.

 

[Zoots]

 

[tiny dancer]

I didn't know you were gone but

Ditto here also.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Kieran are you really Michelle Leslie????? The timing is impeccable! I'm watching you. One slip up, and you're back in that rotting cell, sunshine.

 

[Zoomerang96]

wait

i'm not you...am i?

i thought i was you.

...

...wait a minute

that might almost make sense.

 

[financeguy]

Im in your attic McConville. Soon, i'm going to come down and kill you.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Calluna]

Im in your attic McConville. Soon, i'm going to come down and kill you.

Are you peering down at him from the holes in the ceiling? How long have you been up there??

 

[Kieran McConville]

fuck you financeguy, i don't have an attic. and pretty soon I won't exist anyway so it won't matter.

 

[Evalicious]

Kieran, you`re foul in clear conditions,
but you sure are handsome in the fog

~ a certain swedish pop group

 

[Zoomerang96]

oh shut up, kieran, you're not fooling anyone.

us kids know, kieran. us kids know.

your lies are perverse, and your arrogance will be your downfall.

one does not have to look past the picture thread here to see how you've plastered pictures of yourself to a most sickening extent. you're a small, small man kieran.

 

[Calluna]

Kieran is a little man being erased.

 

[Evalicious]

Im in your attic McConville. Soon, i'm going to come down and kill you.

wow. I am disturbed.

how is this kind of a thing allowed on a U2 SITE!!!!!???

we`re just chilling out and trying to have a friendly conversation among ourselves and all of a sudden this finance-person is threatening to kill a dear friend of mine.

why isn`t anyone else outraged???!

 

[Zoomerang96]

because we all feel the same way, eva!!!!!!! because we all feel the same way!!!!!!!!!!

kieran is a monster, and it's time we stamped him out of our lives!!!!!!!!!!!!! lives!!!!!!!!!! lieees liees!!!!!! rebellion!!!!!

 

[Evalicious]

listen, just because he looks bloody scary (and yes im referring to the facial wound that is still bleeding) and likes to lock people up in his basement doesn`t make him a monster.

deep down he`s just a softie

he likes long walks on the beach, azure skies of May and pink sunsets

 

[Calluna]

deep down he`s just a softie

This is true.

he likes long walks on the beach, azure skies of May and pink sunsets

Yes, Kieran is a Virgo and he likes chihuahuas and black-capped chickadees!

 

[Kieran McConville]

i like long walks on the post-nuclear beach, yes, that much is true. I also like, in an alternative universe, bopping along to U2's HTDAAB album on my walkman. It really inspires me to further destruction!

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

now i can finally sleep at night

 

[Evalicious]

i like long walks on the post-nuclear beach, yes, that much is true. I also like, in an alternative universe, bopping along to U2's HTDAAB album on my walkman. It really inspires me to further destruction!

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!

Fuck you all? Alrighty, that`s it, im done Who do you think
you are, im a celebrity and i dont have to take this
Finance guy, come out and do your thing

 

[Zoomerang96]

that was totally unnecessary, kieran.

seriously, grow up or we'll have to take matters into our own hands.

seriously.