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Old 12-06-2007, 11:52 PM   #1
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I'm Actually Holden Caulfield, Guys

It's true, gang.

Beav is the first person to figure it out after a year and a half.

I lied in the other thread and said I was LMP. But that was to throw you guys off the scent.

Unfortunately, the secret's out now.
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You're holding cauliflower?
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You're a phony, God damn it.
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:57 PM   #4
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You're the one who's been passing yourself off as a teenager from Philly all this time, and you call me a phony??

How do I know you're not actually Chase Utley?


Huh?

HOW???

HOW DOES ANYBODY KNOW??!?
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Beav. yeah, it ALL him.

whatevs.



a literary legend in our midst. and to think you're gonna be driving me around
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I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw. I could be going to the bookstore, and I could tell you I was going to the opera.
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Holden, drive her to Central America, please. Drop her off and let her go shopping for shoes or whatever. Turn the car around and go back to Philly while she looks for zapatos. Please?
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Holden, drive her to Central America, please. Drop her off and let her go shopping for shoes or whatever. Turn the car around and go back to Philly while she looks for zapatos. Please?
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I was already going to do that. I really was.
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Now i totally understand why you spend all the time in the bar, when you're way to young to be in there, and you pull that stupid thing with the bullet in your guts. You're always the only one in the bar with a bullet in your guts. Always putting your hand under your jacket to draw attention to the bullet in your guts. Acting stupid drunk. Just another goddamn phony.
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Who??

*googles*
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Now i totally understand why you spend all the time in the bar, when you're way to young to be in there, and you pull that stupid thing with the bullet in your guts. You're always the only one in the bar with a bullet in your guts. Always putting your hand under your jacket to draw attention to the bullet in your guts. Acting stupid drunk. Just another goddamn phony.
I only do that after I get beat up by escort service leaders.

Although that was funny. That killed me. It really did.
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i've finally found a use for this little bugger

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Mia, why do you always keep your kings in the back row?
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