I'm Actually Holden Caulfield, Guys

[LMP]

My teacher is making me read that book for school. How crummy is that? It's crummy, guys.

Goddamn it.

 

[LemonMelon]

For those puzzled, disturbed, and a little frightened by this revelation:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Catcher_in_the_Rye#Protagonist

It really makes a whole lot of sense.

 

[phillyfan26]

My teacher is making me read that book for school. How crummy is that? It's crummy, guys.

Goddamn it.

Old Allie used to think those things were crummy. People never realize when they make you do crummy things.

 

[phillyfan26]

I should buy a red hunting hat. I really should.

 

[jobob]

That Radio City Music Hall Christmas Spectular is so phony, isn't it?

And Broadway shows and movies. Only the phonies go to them.

 

[LMP]

I should buy a red hunting hat. I really should.

That killed me.