I'm a rabbit in your headlights

[Kieran McConville]

But whose headlights?

Who is 'you'? Who 'are' you?

Are you 'happy'? Stop and answer my questions.

It's ok, I don't bite, and I tested negative for rabies.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Ok honey, I won't be weird. I'll be whatever you want me to be.

 

[AcrobatMan]

my fingers will suck your soul

 

[Elvis Presley]

Do you have something to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?

~PW

 

[JessicaAnn]

Stop looking at my headlights!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Calluna]

Do you have something to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?

~PW

Thank you, Elvis. You've just restored my faith in humanity.

 

[pub crawler]

Calluna!

 

[Zoomerang96]

i'm gonna do you kieran. somehow i'm gonna put myself into you, and yet you will somehow slide inside me.

we're gonna lego our minds and bodies, kieran. we're gonna be one.

 

[JessicaAnn]

i'm gonna do you kieran. somehow i'm gonna put myself into you, and yet you will somehow slide inside me.

we're gonna lego our minds and bodies, kieran. we're gonna be one.

Maybe it's just me, but in many ways I already see the two of you as one person.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Maybe it's just me, but in many ways I already see the two of you as one person.

it started when i happened to him, but as he slowly happened back at me, we've mutually begun happening to each other.

 

[JessicaAnn]

it started when i happened to him, but as he slowly happened back at me, we've mutually begun happening to each other.

It's like when a tape worm gets inside an animal and begins feeding off of the host animal. A beautiful symbiotic relationship.

 

[Zoomerang96]

yes, precisely.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[elevatedmole]

I love typing and saying the word "unkle".

 

[Kieran McConville]

i'm gonna do you kieran. somehow i'm gonna put myself into you, and yet you will somehow slide inside me.

we're gonna lego our minds and bodies, kieran. we're gonna be one.

Lego our minds and bodies? Are you suggesting some sort of plastic-building-block-inspired resurrection?

 

[Zoomerang96]

it's figurative, an apparatus of sorts used to describe our determined "togetherness".

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Do you have something to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?

~PW

 

[Zoomerang96]

what.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Hey, Zoomerang96, when I'm finished happening to you, you won't know yourself. You'll have to look yourself up in the phone book to believe you're there.

 

[Evalicious]

Hmm, kieran.... so a person who doesn´t have a phone,
doesn´t really exist??

 

[Kieran McConville]

It was a metaphor for how much I will happen to Zoomerang96, not a literal reality.

 

[Evalicious]

Thank you for the explanation.

My mind is too limited to understand metaphors.


Jessica Simpson is my soulmate

 

[Zoomerang96]

Hey, Zoomerang96, when I'm finished happening to you, you won't know yourself. You'll have to look yourself up in the phone book to believe you're there.

and after i'm done happening to you, you'll have to look at a picture of me to know what you used to look like.

 

[Evalicious]

Now that´s confusing

 

[JessicaAnn]

I you guys ... you're the ray of sunshine in the pathetic weekend that is Thanksgiving and my birthday.

 

[Zoomerang96]

when's your birthday?

 

[Kieran McConville]

When I'm done happening to you Zoomerang96, people will have to start a birthday thread for you every day just so you'll beLIEve you exist, only the thread will be for Kieran McConville.

 

[Zoomerang96]

alright kieran, let's get real. we all know you can't do that

~everybody loves raymond moment

 

[Kieran McConville]

Stop questioning me, I can happen to you anytime and any place I please. Maybe I already have and you just didn't notice it.