I'm a negative creep

[Kieran McConville]

I guess you could say that I pursue a number of themes in my work, and one of them is that I am a negative creep.

I'm a negativecreep
imanegativecreep
imanegativecreep

I'm sorry. Now, where was I? Ah yes, thematic structure. It's very important, you know.

(shot of little man being erased)

I hope that we can have these little chats about writing theory more often, as it does help to break up the tedium. I like to know what the young people are doing (if you know what I mean).

(the head of state has called me by name)

Anyway, just thought I'd drop by to say how much I am a negative creep. I am a very very negative creep.

 

[Kieran McConville]

shot of little man being erased.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

fucking hell I was listening to that very CD yesterday (the smiths).
and I'm listening to Nirvana now,

 

[u2popmofo]

shot of little man being erased.

Sexcellent

 

[Kieran McConville]

Does it feel good?

 

[u2popmofo]

Does it feel good?

Not really, I feel so skinned alive.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Would you water my pot plants and take out the cat? Drop by some time and we can talk about cabbages and kings.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Would you be my best friend in the whole world? We can go to parks and feed the ducks all day long.

(shot of baby smiling in back seat)

 

[Elvis Presley]

I cant promise you anything, although I do have a soft spot for negative creeps if you know what i mean....

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

 

[zonelistener]

I think someone needs a trip to Great Clips.

 

[Elvis Presley]

I think someone needs a trip to Great Clips.

Colin?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

car wash, also on sundays.

 

[Kieran McConville]

like a cat tied to a stick
that's driven into
frozen winter shit

(fitter happier and more productive)

a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics

 

[zonelistener]

I have coupons for you.

 

[Kieran McConville]

If you are my best friend you can change my bedsores.

 

[zonelistener]

I change bed sores.

And drink colostomy bags.

I think I qualify for a lower interest rate.

 

[Elvis Presley]

I change bed sores.

And drink colostomy bags.

I think I qualify for a lower interest rate.

thats just weird

 

[zonelistener]

thats just weird

Are you calling me a negative creep?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im calling you a creep.

 

[Elvis Presley]

theyll never see you again if I squeal to the cops creep....

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

you better pay the ransom, fella

 

[zonelistener]

I feel so icky after using that confused smilie

Will someone hold me.

 

[AvsGirl41]

I feel so icky after using that confused smilie

Will someone hold me.

But here's a mint, you've obviously been at the colostomy bags again.