Iggy Pop concert rider - hilarious stuff!

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I guess this would go in B&C

I was linked to this Iggy Pop concert rider on The Smoking Gun today, and I read through all 18 pages of it, it's hilarious stuff.

I'll let the website itself explain what makes it so funny:

But unlike most similar documents, Iggy's rider is written in a rollicking, stream-of-consciousness fashion that delivers multiple laughs per page. Apparently written by roadie Jos Grain, the Iggy rider is peppered with witty gems, tasteless asides, and typos. For example, in describing how Iggy's dressing room should be made to "look less like a typical rock & roll dressing room," the rider suggests that promoters "just let someone loose with a little bit of artistic flair...Er, do you know any homosexuals?" Explaining the need for two heavy duty fans, Grain notes, "So that I can wear a scarf and pretend to be in a Bon Jovi video." Also, don't miss the backstage requirement of a Bob Hope impersonator for Mr. Pop.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1004061iggypop1.html