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Old 04-01-2008, 07:32 AM   #1
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if you're after a new kind of pet, can I recommend Clayton

my pet Bengalese Tiger.

He's a very special tiger, not in a retarded way, but more in a Clayton kind of way.

I named him after the popular nickname for a not-quite-genuine article (eg. 'clayton's court', whatever). It amused me.

Well anyway, Clayton is a vicious little fucker, he'll rip your innards out as soon as look at you, but on the plus side, his kill ratio is excellent and if you lived in Bengal you'd appreciate the security that provides too.

What can I say, it's a bargain at half the price.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:35 AM   #2
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what's the price you're looking for?
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Oh nothing much, just, you know, a favour or two.

He's yours, today, or as soon as international shipping can be expedited... and the favour, well I'll call it in someday, or not, you know how it is.
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why do i have a feeling monkey named frank is a bonus "added value" feature to this particular purchase?
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frank's in every purchase, frankly.

frankly guys, frank's the clause you forgot to read. oops.
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it took five posts before either of us said "guys".

i'm not sure which worries me more... clayton, frank, or forgetting about guys, guys.
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is it time for another frank the monkey cartoon?
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COULD BE





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Old 04-02-2008, 08:36 AM   #9
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AAAAAAAAAH HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
i'm laughing just bleeding from it, gang.

i can't stop bleeding, guys. day and night, the blood gushes!

you know what else frank needs?! his own chat show! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!
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you mean like Jesus and Friends?
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why do i have a feeling monkey named frank is a bonus "added value" feature to this particular purchase?
exactly my thought.......that and are they by any chance...best mates?

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Monkeys aren't usually mates with Bengalese tigers, having said that, Frank is unusual.
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yes, unusual indeed.

can't say i can name say... i dunno, 5-10 other monkeys who pull the shenanigans that frank does.
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