if you were this, i'd, why i'd, i'd, i don't know

[Zoomerang96]

if you're fast
smooth
uneasy

and easy to soothe

if you're crystal clear
a fine wine
getting older all the time

you could be mine

and if you're an original
an uncut
a first take

then perhaps you're ready for the big screen, sunshine.

if the sexywinks don't turn you off
and if you think this is real
i'd like to sell you northerners some snow

and if your refrigerator's broken
and it's howling cold outside
i've got an igloo ready to be made.

 

[starsgoblue]

Mmmm igloos.....

 

[Kieran McConville]

Image makeover, shot of Zoomerang96 grinning in backseat.

 

[Zoomerang96]

[postering][/postering]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

this thread sucks.
just like your mother.

 

[Zoomerang96]

can you please stop posting in my threads?

you're the equivalent of an esa tikkanen without the talent.

and that's too bad you won't catch that comparison, but that's how things mostly go for me as i wander throughout my life engulfed in my own brilliance, totally unaware and almost wasted by those who fail to realize.

 

[Muggsy]

I can't get any of your threads
.
.
.
.
.
.
but i liked the pic

 

[Zoomerang96]

I can't get any of your threads

muggsy honey,

i'm not sure many do. but if you're interested, you're allowed to fake your way to a proverbial posting orgasm until you just can't take the bliss anymore.

entirely unmodest, and somewhat sincere,

~gnaremooz

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

can you please stop posting in my threads?

you're the equivalent of an esa tikkanen without the talent.

and that's too bad you won't catch that comparison, but that's how things mostly go for me as i wander throughout my life engulfed in my own brilliance, totally unaware and almost wasted by those who fail to realize.

gah, will you get laid already?

 

[Zoomerang96]

gah, will you get laid already?

ah, so i see we haven't talked for a while...

 

[Muggsy]

muggsy honey,

i'm not sure many do. but if you're interested, you're allowed to fake your way to a proverbial posting orgasm until you just can't take the bliss anymore.

entirely unmodest, and somewhat sincere,

~gnaremooz

well... to be honest i've never faked an orgasm and this won't be the first time... sorry ...

but you can fake that i had and orgasm and smoke a cigarrette or take a shower, or whatever you do after feeling the biggest intelectual gigolo on earth

 

[lmjhitman]

you're the equivalent of an esa tikkanen without the talent.

Nice.

 

[Calluna]

(But I cheated and googled him. I was curious.)

 

[cujo]

What's even more sad dear Calluna is that I have that very card.

I'm more of a Peter Klima man myself. Maybe even Krushelnyski.



Where the hell is Griffiths anyway.

 

[Kieran McConville]

WHOS GRIFFITTHS?

I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT PERSONALITY

 

[Calluna]

WHOS GRIFFITTHS?

I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT PERSONALITY

YOU KNOW, THE SLOW LORIS.

 

[lmjhitman]

What's even more sad dear Calluna is that I have that very card.

I'm more of a Peter Klima man myself. Maybe even Krushelnyski.

Old school Edmonton in the house!!! (OK, that was SO lame!)
Jari Kurri all the way!

 

[Evalicious]

i'd like to sell you northerners some snow

this poem is about me!!!

 

[Angela Harlem]

but you can fake that i had and orgasm and smoke a cigarrette or take a shower, or whatever you do after feeling the biggest intelectual gigolo on earth

hahahaha touche!

you've been done over casenema!
overthrown and seceeded etc

muggsy

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Mika Hakkinen what?

 

[JessicaAnn]

then perhaps you're ready for the big screen, sunshine.

Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my close up.

~N. Desmond

 

[Zoomerang96]

i'm unsure where to go, or what to say next.

 

[Evalicious]

just come here!