if you fall underfoot

[Zoomerang96]

and into the water
be afraid of the surmon
the feeling of being crushed under foot

its the taste of a lifetime
its your only lifeline
when its hot and your thirsty
its cocacola time

when the feeling is right
and your hunger doesnt go away
think about the ronald
and eat at mcdonalds today

if you wanna kill someone
take a gun and fire away
just be careful with that axe, eugene
i dont want to kill anyone today

if it keeps on raining
a nike sweater might be the thing
to keep you from getting wet
and remind you of how
great little kids can knit

smoke some weed
close your eyes
and imagine your tongue between blattus' thighs
its a high life tonite

get drunk with my friends
get wasted out of my mind
piss on the laundry
its not my fault
they never told me where the toilet was

smoke some crack
get layed by tonnes of girls
its the highlife, cheeko
its where its at
lets get the part starrrrted LMAO!!!!!!!!

 

[Elvis Presley]

Why does everything make me cry today?

that time of the month?

 

[Zoomerang96]

maybe its cause you havent had your PORN flakes today!!!!!!!! LMAO!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Don't even JOKE about that. You have no idea what it's like to be that hormonal..

 

[Zoomerang96]

ya, i have every idea of what its like to be that hormonal. just ask j. swallow's mom.

 

[Elvis Presley]

maybe its cause you havent had your PORN flakes today!!!!!!!! LMAO!

it may be the fifth i just drank...?

no, cant be porn flakes sound alot like corn flakes, except generic....

and more boobs

 

[Zoomerang96]

you still gettin married to this woman of yours, old boy?

 

[Elvis Presley]

you still gettin married to this woman of yours, old boy?

thats the rumor my "so-called" friend, although ive yet to break the news to poor Jimmy.....

 

[Johnny Swallow]

The only hormones you get are in a milk carton.

 

[Zoomerang96]

The only hormones you get are in a milk carton.

from your mom, once again.

 

[u2popmofo]

if you wanna kill someone
take a gun and fire away

Will do.

Will you guys post your addresses on here? I have something to do that I need them for...

 

[Zoomerang96]

fine.

you have email.

 

[notiti]

Damn, and his mom said I was special.

I'll kill you Bear, messin with my woman....

 

[ABEL]

 

[pax]

Threads like this make me worry.

Not just about bear, but about Interland in general.

 

[notiti]

You don't want to get mixed up in this Abel. I'm out for revenge.

I demand satisfaction I tell you.

 

[Zoomerang96]

do you demand me naked covered in honey dipping sauce, ready for a small mcdonalds carton labelled "one large bear mcnugget"?

 

[ABEL]

 

[notiti]

I prefer sweet and sour sauce, but in effect, yes, dear Blattus.

 

[Samurai Ninja]

Master, I urge you to go nowhere near the woman. Particularly after such threats.

Leave her to me and her painful fate.

 

[cujo]

do you demand me naked covered in honey dipping sauce, ready for a small mcdonalds carton labelled "one large bear mcnugget"?

So, your nuggets come in a small package?

 

[Zoomerang96]

maybe

 

[notiti]

Ain't nothing small about Bear (if you catch my drift....)

 

[cujo]

Balls McCone? The new soft-serve treat?

Screw Dairy Queen!... things just got interesting.

 

[Zoomerang96]

lol, ooooh i catch it alright.

 

[notiti]

Balls McCone? The new soft-serve treat?

New to you maybe.

I'm been all up in his blizzard for years now....

 

[u2popmofo]

This thread flips my switch if you know what I mean. (Into the on position....)

 

[notiti]

Rar.
In japanese "to turn on a switch" is tsukemasu.

 

[cujo]

This thread flips my switch if you know what I mean. (Into the on position....)

Oh, so you've switched to the little blue thread... instead of the little blue pill?

PS- notiti, you truly are the Dairy Queen... now get off the Blattus Dilly Bar!

PSS- no banana-split jokes.

 

[u2popmofo]

Rar.
In japanese "to turn on a switch" is tsukemasu.

yes, and pervert is "sukebei" (take note my naughty friends)