If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

[UberBeaver]

Just watched Fight Club yesterday. Great question that I think we need to discuss.

Pick a person, alive or dead, doesn't matter. You may catergorize if you like.

Historical Figure: Jesus or Patton.
Politician: Sharon.
Artist: Pollock or Jim Morrison.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

politician - Bush, I'd love to kick that smug smirk right off his face and knock some sense into him

artist- Scott Stapp

historical figure - Hitler

 

[IWasBored]

my brother. now that he's a couple inches taller and about 80lbs heavier than me, i want to see if i can still take him. he's not very coordinated.

 

[Numb1075]

bin laden

 

[Carek1230]

Make Love Not War.

(I don't like fighting)

 

[neutral]

Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[HelloAngel]

My father.
A former employer.
Racist assholes.
Sanctimonious pricks.

But mostly my father. Eh, maybe my ultra-religious grandmother too.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Windmilllane]

My boss

People who bullied or teased me when I was a kid.

Anybody who makes fun of U2

 

[Targon1991]

Hilary Clinton

 

[Calluna]

Dr. Phil

 

[GibsonGirl]

I think I'd fight my grade four teacher. Set her hair on fire at the end after I've won. That'll get her for calling me "stupid" in front of the whole class.

 

[GibsonGirl]

Best answer yet.

 

[Malone]

I would fight him in the face

 

[madamadam]

If I could fight and win and without consequence?

Definitely my Brit Lit teacher. She gives us all of her opinions and won't let us argue. Plus she wouldn't let us read Chaucer.

 

[beau2ifulday]

I'd win, too.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

If it was guaranteed that I'd win?

 

[MrBrau1]

A Scientologist & A Junkie.

Perfect Together!

 

[chiso]

Yup... all three of them!

 

[chiso]

And when I'm done with them (5 minutes later):

[That f**king a**hole... ]

 

[Calluna]

Why, just because he doesn't like U2?? Henry Rollins is cool.

 

[chiso]

Why, just because he doesn't like U2?? Henry Rollins is cool.

No... because he's an asshole.



[Difference of opinions rock ]

 

[TripThruUreWires]

Historical Figure: Jesus

lol. that's a good one. however, i guarantee this "brawl" would result in Jesus embracing you while you cry your heart & soul out to Him.

 

[MrBrau1]

Why, just because he doesn't like U2?? Henry Rollins is cool.

He actually is pretty cool.

 

[BVS]

A room of pacifists...

 

[TripThruUreWires]

I would most definitely "fight" this guy, Ryan Reynolds:

lots of sweaty, close contact. . . and then we'd "make up" after such a tussle

 

[Canadiens1131]

Random Emo Kid

It's on, bitch.

 

[Alan Jamison]

Oddly, it seems as though many people hactually want to put a beat down on me. I don't get it. Quite.

 

[love_u2_adam]

the talking heads guy!!!!

 

[chiso]

Motherf**k science!!

[I love you Bill Nye, but it can never be... ]