So I saw this old Kiefer Sutherland movie with Micheal J Fox on late night English cable in Spain a few weeks ago and was about to fly back to the states. That night I had a dream Kiefer was sitting next to me on the plane and it got hijacked and he was gonna go kick some ass though knowing full well he wasn't actually Jack Bauer, and I begged him to think of the millions of fans who would hate us if he died kicking hijacker ass and couldn't film any more 24.