if u could fight any1...

[superjoethadmexx]

i just watched fight club last night and it reminded me of an intresting question...if u could fight any1 in the following catagories..

historical figure
gi joe
musicin
movie star
person from "friends"
stand up comic
power ranger

as for me...
id fight ben franklin (for fun), cobra commander (damn he was anoying), gary oldman (hey hes a kickass badguy, but can he truly kickass) all of them (i hate all of them) carrot top (finnaly end his fifteen minutes) and the first pink ranger (for fun

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[Sicy]

Britney Spears.

 

[mad1]

Sicy

 

[ghetofabu]

Every Victoria Secert model with a led pipe.

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

[This message has been edited by ghetofabu (edited 05-15-2002).]

 

[gvox]

I'd fight myself...just not sure which category we'd be fighting for..

 

[Sicy]

Originally posted by mad1:
Sicy

You'll lose.

 

[mad1]

Originally posted by Sicy:
You'll lose.

u wanna bet?
Bring it on baby!

 

[irms]

i'd fight martha stewart.

she'd come at me with some sorrda fancy shmancy home made dutch apple tort surprise and i'd flame her with the fake beans from taco smell.

 

[elevatedmole]

The drunk guys who keep shoving me at concerts.

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[Salome]

mahatma gandhi
I'd kick his ass

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

[This message has been edited by Salome (edited 05-15-2002).]

 

[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by Salome:
mahatma gandhi
I'd kick his ass

If you are gonna pick a fight, might as well pick one you can win.

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[Sicy]

Watch out.. I'm pmsing.

* grabs maddie by her hair and slams her face into the wall.... kicks her in the stomach and throws her on the floor... grabs a spatuala and beats her repeatadly until her lifeless body is left clinging to my leg.. chops off arm to get her off my leg.

* wipes brow

 

[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by Sicy:
Watch out.. I'm pmsing.

* grabs maddie by her hair and slams her face into the wall.... kicks her in the stomach and throws her on the floor... grabs a spatuala and beats her repeatadly until her lifeless body is left clinging to my leg.. chops off arm to get her off my leg.

* wipes brow

uuuhhhh oookkkkkkk *taking a step back and reachs for EXTRA strength Midol to give Sicy*


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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[Sicy]

* throws MIDOL back at gheto.. hits her in the face.. oops.

 

[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by Sicy:
* throws MIDOL back at gheto.. hits her in the face.. oops.

AAAAWWWW MY EYE YOU WICK EVIL WRETCH!

Oops was that me?

*gheto relizes she needs to be taking the midol to*

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[superjoethadmexx]

damn...this is the cahos a simple question insue...that kicks ass...somebody hit me...HIT ME...

 

[Sicy]

* smacks superjoethadmexx over the head with a frying pan

 

[ghetofabu]

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[superjoethadmexx]

*rubs head and grabs a cookie sheet* stand still...i have a present for you sicy..i promise it wont hurt...much...

 

[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by superjoethadmexx:
*rubs head and grabs a cookie sheet* stand still...i have a present for you sicy..i promise it wont hurt...much...

A cookie sheet?

And didn't you ask some one to hit you?

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[Sicy]

I'll chew that cookie sheet up and spit it out in your lap.

 

[meegannie]

Originally posted by elevatedmole:
The drunk guys who keep shoving me at concerts.

 

[superjoethadmexx]

jsut bring it Sicy..ill knock u out...*swings sheet and cracks sicy upside the head*...

 

[Sicy]

* cracks knucles

* kicks the texans ass with one finger

* throws her in a shallow grave

YEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!

 

[superjoethadmexx]

*shakes head, knocks off dirt, sitcks foot in sicy's ass...cannot get foot out, so superjoe knockes her down ad drages her around*..umm a lil help here..my foot is stuck up sicy's ass...

 

[mikal]

I could beat everyone's ass here.

Come on! Try me motherfuckers!!!

 

[ouizy]

holy shit - what is going on in here

~~ouizy screams as superjoe runs past with foot stuck in S's ass...~~

 

[superjoethadmexx]

**runs past ouizy and kicks mikal with the sicy shoe foot** im the king of the world baby..but seriously...help me get my foot out of here...

 

[ouizy]

~~ouizy pulls foot out for superjoe, hits him in the head with that shoe helps Mikal up and graps Sicy for a three vs. one ass-whooping...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by elevatedmole:
The drunk guys who keep shoving me at concerts.

YES!!!!

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