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Old 05-01-2007, 11:11 AM   #1
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If prostitution were made legal, how would they advertise?

Can you imagine the commercials? Ads? Signs on the sides of buses? Come up with your favorite idea for a commerical for a house of ill fame!
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:19 AM   #2
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Simple but effective...
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:38 AM   #4
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"Hi I'm Amber"

" And I am Tiffany"

"Were hot and horny and waiting for you."

"Give us a call at 1-866-yum-mcum where we can set up a date"

"Your please and fantasy will be our pleasure and fantasy as we gyrate our hips on your."

"Oops Amber, you can't say that on TV"
"hehehehe your right tiffany"

"so just give us a call, we'll be waiting"
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:51 AM   #5
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I thought prostitution WAS legal - it's called The Pussycat Dolls.
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Could we try not to be too explicit/gross, please? Or else this thread will be closed.
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:02 PM   #7
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i think they would be posting on interference.


anyway, there are countries in this world where prostitution is legal. why not just take a look at what they're doing there?
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:04 PM   #8
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Could we try not to be too explicit/gross, please? Or else this thread will be closed.
How about moving this into the Mrs. Pussy Delux thread???
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Thought about it, but it's kind of mean, since the person who started it isn't premium and also is fairly new, I didn't want to come off as too sassy.
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:07 PM   #10
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People might start naming their children Industrial Lucite.
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:37 PM   #11
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In the ancient world they advertised with explicit sexual scenes outside of brothels- and it worked quite well (35 in Pompeii alone).
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:34 PM   #12
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he is even spraying his own groin with a pervy u2man type smile, how odd
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:09 PM   #13
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but he is grabbing his own butt in the pervy chizip way.
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yet his groin appears to be invisible, much like u2man's
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:30 PM   #15
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and he seems to lack a hot muscular torso, much like chizip.
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