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Old 11-17-2003, 03:23 AM   #1
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If I Were An Instrument... Let's See

Ideally, a guitar. So that someday, a consenting disease-free person, can come and pluck the perfect chord, to reverberate magic and stuff like that.

You?

What would you be?

Possibly a kazoo, for non-suggestive reasons?

Let's get some super response.

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Old 11-17-2003, 03:24 AM   #2
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the obvious joke involves a flute.
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Old 11-17-2003, 03:28 AM   #3
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Haha, I don't know what that means kind patron.

If memory serves me, I remember this one time Ace was in trouble, so I had to spring into action. We were fighting a super snake villain, I won't bore with details, but his weakness was off-key noises. Ace screamed while in the vicinity of the snakemaster, "Quick Gary fetch the Recorder!"

So I did, and Ace said "NO, gary, the instrument!"

I complied and fiddled with the instrument until the snakemaster was subdued.

Good times indeed.



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beat the gong
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I would like to be a drum so I could make lots of noise

A bodhran perhaps
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Old 11-17-2003, 05:37 AM   #6
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I'd like to be something like a guzheng
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Sitar.
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That's a good one.

Maybe ocarina... loose bits of sound that make no sense at narrow examination, but as a whole are a harmonic masterpiece of disturbery.

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that thing in a hard day's night that george harrison pokes at when he's in that office where the guy is talking about what kinds of shirts are in.
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yay for those four strings and Go Adam !!

bass , cause chicks dig it .

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A didgeroo. *spelling*

So I could provide background ambiance to many a Croc Hunter episode.
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A keytar.
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A guitar. Although all guitars are essentially the same instrument they can have their own unique style and personality.
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