If I was a gay man

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Johnny Swallow

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And I lived in Florida, and Scott Stapp got divorced, and turned gay...we would have lots and lots of little Scottie and John-Boy juniors running around. It would be a beautiful thing. A master race of hard rockers, learning from the master and his queen...er, King. We might even adopt a few nice blonde haired / blue eyed boys, if they were down trodden and needed someone to help them achieve their goals. World domination would be just a few steps away, baby steps I guess you could say.
 

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*confused*......*just nods head & smiles pleasantly*

p.s. whats w/ the sig? are you advertising for a friend? ...unless thats you, er, but i 'member seeing a pic of you, and well, if thats you you've changed.
 
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freak ass

juan, there are professionals out there who can help you. you really should look into that.
 
now this is funny

I especially enjoyed the "master race of hard rockers"-bit

brava
 
here we are dear old friend
you and i drunk again
laughs have been and and tears have been shed
maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but i'm not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care -i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time, another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

cause if i were gay
i would give you my soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
but i'm not gay
so wont you stop cupping my ...hand

we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop your drawers

:shocked: :love: :heart: :angel:
 
She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her man hood tucked in her dress

Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when shes taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye

She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watched football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that buldge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite

Some things are white
Some things black
Some girls wear makeup
Mine shaves her back

She is still beautiful, she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine

She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my whitie tighties?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah




:eyebrow: :sexywink: :scream: :scratch: :macdevil:
 
you know, after hearing bullets again i must say creed has immediately become my favorite band.
 
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