I'd rather tear my flesh off and jump in vinegar

[Basstrap]

that sex/ice cream thread gave me ideas

there should be a "what would you rather" thread

I'll give two options, someone answer, and then leave two more options for the next person, and so forth and whatnot and here here!!!!

the only rule is that you have to whisper cos I gots a headache

capeesh? savvey?

would you rather;
have hair continuously growing out of your nose and ears and have no way to cut it
or
spend the rest of your life crawling on all fours in no more than boxers and rubber boots?

 

[u2popmofo]

I'll take the nose and ear hair. Sounds like a good look to me.

Would you rather:

Watch Gigli

or

Watch Anaconda

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Watch Gigli


would you rather make out with u2popmofo, or make out with a pot-bellied pig

 

[AvsGirl41]

u2popmofo--because he doesn't have tusks.

Would you rather massage Willie Nelson's feet or shave Ricky Martin's legs?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Shave Ricky Martin's legs.


would you rather lick sweat off a ugly, hairy, sweaty football player's back or eat a handful of hand lotion?

 

[cass]

Popangel--your sig pics make me want to cry. they remind me of Rebecca and Potter

oh dang, too late...I wanted to massage Willie's feet!

 

[zonelistener]

As long as we haven't specified the gender of the football player..I will choose licking the sweaty back of a female touch football player!

Would you rather deep fry your arm and have it for dinner, or walk on shards of glass the rest of your life?

 

[Laura M]

Have my arm for dinner because I could get a replacement, right??

Would you rather:

a. Live fast, die young

b. Live forever

 

[u2popmofo]

Live forever

Would you rather:

A. Be the top scientist in your field

or

B. Get mad cow disease

 

[IWasBored]

A.



would you rather eat solid foods through your nose or be banished to a small island with beetles the size of fully grown st. bernards?

 

[Basstrap]

that's a tough one....!!

I'll go with the island. at least life would be a challenge...kinda like Jurassic Park

would you rather have to bath in pigs mud every morning for the rest of your life
or
spend the rest of your days with a painful blister on your foot

 

[zonelistener]

Painful Blister! Martha would be my consultant.

Eat a one-pound bag of sugar in ten minutes or french kiss a poodle.

 

[IWasBored]

the poodle, cos i could go bursh my teeth for an hour afterwards, and the sugar might do some permanent damage.


would you rather listen to the same song over and over or never heard a new song more than once?

 

[meegannie]

Never hear a new song.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

same song. it takes me more than one listen to like a song, so if i went with that option i would never listen to music

would you rather have to eat on dirty dishes all the time or use a dirty toilet all the time (no you can't use a seat cover).

 

[IWasBored]

two answers to mine, i'll answer both the unanswered

blind

dirty dishes

 

[IWasBored]

i forgot a question...


would you rather live in total darkness or in perpetual daylight?

 

[flaming june]

Perpetual daylight, I'm scared of the dark.

Would you rather listen to Styx or The Carpenters all your life?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

the carpenters

would you rather never watch tv (you can watch videotapes, but you have no cable, antenna, ect) again or never use the computer again

 

[flaming june]

Never watch TV!

Would you rather die drowned or by fire?

 

[flaming june]

Drowned... is that a word?

 

[IWasBored]

it is a word..and i think i'd rather drown

would you rather eat rancid tuna fish or become a cannibal? basically rotten food or fresh human meat (i don't care if you're a vegetarian )

 

[flaming june]

Ugh... as much as I hate tuna, I have to go with that.

Would you rather suffer a LOT in one period of your life knowing that you will eventually be extremely successful or live a dull but peaceful life forever?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

suffer a lot

cambridge or oxford

 

[BVS]

Cambridge

Would you rather never be able to enjoy or perform sexually or never be able to walk?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

i'd perfer to be able to walk

red light or refugee

 

[Basstrap]

I like Red Light

have a face like a gorilla or a body like Gollum's

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

a face like a gorilla

i'm gonna steal this one from chris rock...

the electric chair or tossin' a salad ( i don't mean one with lettuce)

 

[Pinball Wizard]

both with bad after tastes, but I'll go with the chair.

Eat 5 gallons of earthworms, or have each of your toes removed with a spoon?

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

toes removed with a spoon

sudden death by lightening, car crash, or unforseeable events...
or
die slowly and painfully w/ uncurable illness, AIDS, cancer, etc.