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Zoomerang96

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what are the odds she's taken by some lad who rakes in 6 digits, owns a home on a couple of different continents and meets her intimate needs?

i'd say they're pretty high.

shit!

i'd really try and make her happy though, really i would.

i'm finally in love, guys. i'm in love.

love.

with the woman in my avatar. she's actually inside my avatar, guys. should i go on?

would you like to see a bigger picture?

if any of you happen to know her, please send my warmest regards.

great.
 
I bet she's a full-time waitress in LA hoping that, one of these days, a photo shoot or commercial will make her bigger than the Virgin Mary someday.

Melon
 
it's not a pro-shot though, i don't think.

you might be right nonetheless, melon, but that doesn't mean you should make personal attacks against her charachter. that's 7ust mean, man. MEAN.
 
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i disagree.

i've made many outragous threads that were far better.

i'm way too soft-spoken these days, but that's perhaps because i have to be.

...FOR MY FANS!

yes, that's right. i have FANS. real HUMAN PEOPLE.

don't know why that picture is still so small though. odd.
 
Zoomerang96 said:

i'm way too soft-spoken these days, but that's perhaps because i have to be.

So you're like U2000, these days! Mellowed out. Your exciting Achtung/Pop days are gone!
 
Zoomerang96 said:

i'm way too soft-spoken these days, but that's perhaps because i have to be.

...FOR MY FANS!


Come to think of it, you really sound a lot like Bono's attitude post 2000! I'm not even kidding. :hmm:
 
yeah zootlesque, you're right on the money.

and "money" is where it's at, guys! let me tell you, there's nothing more important!

so don't mind me, guys! i'm 7ust standing here writing pathetically boring threads to keep up my profile an sell a few more threads while i'm at it! good times!

and greeneyedgirl, i'm glad you're a fan of mine. perhaps you'd like an autograph?

or a lip kiss?! WHAT?!
 
Let's speculate in a sexy/seductive way....

Do you think she ends up rolling in the waves breaking on the beach?

Commando or underoos?

Maybe that dress is just a towel?!
 
Zoomerang96 said:
i disagree.

i've made many outragous threads that were far better.

i'm way too soft-spoken these days, but that's perhaps because i have to be.

...FOR MY FANS!

yes, that's right. i have FANS. real HUMAN PEOPLE.

don't know why that picture is still so small though. odd.


We are your fans, although some of us may be drunk.:wink:

I hate it when certain persons on other forums think they are equal to you.
 
haha, yes, i too think that. unless they really are. then in that case, i'm totally cool with it.

and yes, she's actually throwing sticks into the sea.

people, i see the BIG picture here...um, i don't mean that figuratively - i have a much bigger version of that beautiful picture right here on my computer.

...and WOW you should see it. i love her.

i think i'll call her "anastasia" or something.

or

OR

shit!!!!! i forget!!!!!!! i had this all figured out...

SHIT!!!!!
 
Zoomerang96 said:
haha, yes, i too think that. unless they really are. then in that case, i'm totally cool with it.


But that would be disproving many of our/ my beliefs; a young man like myself does need that hassle.

In regards to the picture though it is sublime. :sexywink:
 
Zoomerang96 said:
but how can you be so sure, calluna?
Because you've built her up in your mind to be the ideal woman. She couldn't possibly live up to your expectations.

For example, perhaps she is a huge Nickelback fan or something like that, you just don't know.
 
NO!!!!!!! SHE DOES NOOOOOOOOOOOOT LIKE NICKELBACK!!!!!!!!!! I PROMISE YOU!!!!!

STOP TALKING SHIT BOUT MY WOMAN!!!!
 
Calluna said:
For example, perhaps she is a huge Nickelback fan or something like that, you just don't know.
oh dear. that's such a terrible thing to say about anyone.

i don't know if it's true or not. but it would certainly be a terrible thing to have to say about anyone.

bear, why don't you call her ekaterina?

(make sure she hates nickelback first.)
 
i am hungry again, i am drunk again

all the money i owe to my friends

when i'm like this

how can you be smiling, singing

how can you be sure?

(i don't want you, i don't want you anymore)
 
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