i want to marry the woman in my avatar

[Zoomerang96]

what are the odds she's taken by some lad who rakes in 6 digits, owns a home on a couple of different continents and meets her intimate needs?

i'd say they're pretty high.

shit!

i'd really try and make her happy though, really i would.

i'm finally in love, guys. i'm in love.

love.

with the woman in my avatar. she's actually inside my avatar, guys. should i go on?

would you like to see a bigger picture?

if any of you happen to know her, please send my warmest regards.

great.

[U2Man]

Maybe we could recognize her if you posted a bigger picture.

[melon]

I bet she's a full-time waitress in LA hoping that, one of these days, a photo shoot or commercial will make her bigger than the Virgin Mary someday.

Melon

[-macphisto-]

Bigger Picture Please

[Zoomerang96]

it's not a pro-shot though, i don't think.

you might be right nonetheless, melon, but that doesn't mean you should make personal attacks against her charachter. that's 7ust mean, man. MEAN.

[Zoomerang96]

[Zoots]

Best thread you've made yet!

[Zoomerang96]

i disagree.

i've made many outragous threads that were far better.

i'm way too soft-spoken these days, but that's perhaps because i have to be.

...FOR MY FANS!

yes, that's right. i have FANS. real HUMAN PEOPLE.

don't know why that picture is still so small though. odd.

[-macphisto-]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96

Thats..........Thats.......................
















My sister


Be nice

[Zoots]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96

i'm way too soft-spoken these days, but that's perhaps because i have to be.

So you're like U2000, these days! Mellowed out. Your exciting Achtung/Pop days are gone!

[Zoots]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96

i'm way too soft-spoken these days, but that's perhaps because i have to be.

...FOR MY FANS!

Come to think of it, you really sound a lot like Bono's attitude post 2000! I'm not even kidding.

[greeneyedgirl]

< Zoomerang Fan

[Zoomerang96]

yeah zootlesque, you're right on the money.

and "money" is where it's at, guys! let me tell you, there's nothing more important!

so don't mind me, guys! i'm 7ust standing here writing pathetically boring threads to keep up my profile an sell a few more threads while i'm at it! good times!

and greeneyedgirl, i'm glad you're a fan of mine. perhaps you'd like an autograph?

or a lip kiss?! WHAT?!

[Zoots]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96
lip kiss

as opposed to... what kiss?

[zoney!]

Let's speculate in a sexy/seductive way....

Do you think she ends up rolling in the waves breaking on the beach?

Commando or underoos?

Maybe that dress is just a towel?!

[WildHoneyAlways]

I've been wondering. Is she throwing a bundle of sticks there?

[lmjhitman]

Originally posted by Zootlesque


as opposed to... what kiss?

ass kiss, of course.

[zoney!]

Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways
I've been wondering. Is she throwing a bundle of sticks there?

I think we determined it was flowers or something.

[ZeroDude]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96
i disagree.

i've made many outragous threads that were far better.

i'm way too soft-spoken these days, but that's perhaps because i have to be.

...FOR MY FANS!

yes, that's right. i have FANS. real HUMAN PEOPLE.

don't know why that picture is still so small though. odd.

We are your fans, although some of us may be drunk.

I hate it when certain persons on other forums think they are equal to you.

[Zoomerang96]

haha, yes, i too think that. unless they really are. then in that case, i'm totally cool with it.

and yes, she's actually throwing sticks into the sea.

people, i see the BIG picture here...um, i don't mean that figuratively - i have a much bigger version of that beautiful picture right here on my computer.

...and WOW you should see it. i love her.

i think i'll call her "anastasia" or something.

or

OR

shit!!!!! i forget!!!!!!! i had this all figured out...

SHIT!!!!!