i want these people to date each other

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

yes i do.

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mad1 and zonelistener OR salome

what a nice combo that would be, yes?

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screaming flower and elvis presley or michael griffiths

if only elvis wasnt engaged...

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sicy and daafish

im sensing a lot of chemistry between those two - plus they both live in california.

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lilly and ali rose

who says friends cant be lovers?

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stories for boys and chizip

trust me, it would work.

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diemen and larrymullenspopgirl

why not?

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ghetofabu and salome

how adorable.

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brettig and the fritzy

oceans are only as big as your imagination, old boy.

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unforgettablefoxfire and the sweetest thing

two ontarion's can find that true love is really next door.

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bonochick and drgnwolf769million

am i the only one thats stopping you? please, you have my blessing.

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thats all for now. soulfulmofo and yertle need mates, so ill have to dig something up for them.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

basstrap and iluvlarrymullen

how adorable. it makes dried wiener bread sound appatizing.

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mofo and christina

mofo, you should thank me for this one. christina is a gem.

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yertle and johnny swallow

be adventorous guys! come on!

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[yertle-the-turtle]

date this.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i have, in 2001. it lasted for about 4 months. not bad really.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

ouch. caught you with ?

 

[mad1]

why tank u Mr Ships............I need to bump and grind u later.


as a thank u.

Goodnight dear.

 

[pax]

I'm destined to be single, as usual.

 

[brettig]

I think Fritz would prefer Thom.

And Salome would prefer me.

 

[mad1]

no Pax, u can date me sure....



Actually why couldnt Festa Red have put that other guy Ive gotten the hots for in there too, coulda been a nice healthy foursome....

 

[Angela Harlem]

Frizzer has a penchant for lederhosens ya know betty.

You and Slomey could have your first date at the Adelaide Oval.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I have no faith in your matchmaking skills.

 

[pax]

Maybe he could match me with HeadsonSticks and we could sing Jason Mraz songs to each other.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I'm married to the sea.

Swallow + bear = (fill in blank)

 

[mad1]

look at Red sittin there watchin us, I bets hes 'playin' with hehe (self).

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I love that suggestion, bear.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

paxy and headsonstix

its a deal.

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mad1, i didnt mean to forget anyone. anyone who wants to me to match them should let me know.

and another thing. when i tell you to date someone, i mean it. date them the there then!

 

[Elvis Presley]

"screaming flower and elvis presley or michael griffiths

if only elvis wasnt engaged..."


who said anything about being engaged???

-EP

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

oh.

so your getting married but your forgoing the lame tradition of fiance-ship? :shhh:

 

[Elvis Presley]

fiance ship, or red ships or maybe bull-ship?

i cant remember......

SFEP....

 

[mad1]

Oh boy does Red Scallops make me hot!

 

[Elvis Presley]

how about Kieran and Bad Ronnie.....

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Oh boy does Red Scallops make me hot!

im sorry.

kieran and rotten ronnie is indeed a wonderful combination. or perhaps kieran and bad dog.

i hope he picks up a bad dog moniker.

 

[AvsGirl41]

Who do I get to date?

I'm not as popular as anyone on the list, so who's left for me?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

avsgirl and son of pear

hows that? son of pear was the most influential person this board has ever seen, and is someone i look up to greatly. truly you have hit the jackpot.

 

[ABEL]

basstrap and iluvlarrymullen

I'm already married to both

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

sorry abel, i dont respect the other relationships you people claim to have.

 

[mad1]

Red


oh baby do u know what ur worth

A great big pickle of tongue lashing surf.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

mad1 has hormone issues.

as do i.

but i chose to sweep them under the carpet, put them in a box or push them so deep that i wont ever have to deal with them until it explodes into an orgy of selfless (loveless) hormonal bliss worthy of greek gods.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

it's the matchmaking thread... but not... wooooeeeeoooo

 

[ABEL]

sorry abel, i dont respect the other relationships you people claim to have.

you're just jealous