i want these people to date each other

[adamswildhoney]

wow this thread is still going!!! I forgot about it, oh wait that's know I remember why

 

[carey02]

ya, i lied. thats not my name. and ive got back hair too. ya, i know its not what you wanted to hear, but it kind of makes you forget about my massive armpit stains.

I didn't think that was really your name. Back hair is no problem, it just shows how manly you are. I still love ya.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

my third arm is also really good at distracting people from the diaper my mom forgot to change four hours ago too.

but anyway.

ya.

 

[carey02]

I bet it is. It sounds interesting. Can you do any tricks? Thats a shame about your diaper though.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i can kill people a whole lot faster with three arms, as you can imagine. thats about the only benefit.

do you enjoy talking about killing?

 

[carey02]

Hmmmm. Not really.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

oh.

i guess we dont have a lot in common then do we.

 

[carey02]

I'm sure we could find something.

 

[cujo]

i can kill people a whole lot faster with three arms, as you can imagine. thats about the only benefit.

do you enjoy talking about killing?

I have a third leg... and coincidentally it does have the penchant for killing people. In the metaphorical sense that is.

Sorry to bust your chops old bear, but your thread is the biggest thing going since... well... ever.

are you PAYING ATTENTION?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i was just listening to that song, old cuj...

carey02, why are you mad at me now?

 

[carey02]

I'm sure he is paying attention.

 

[carey02]

I'm not mad at you. Why would I be mad at you??

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

wow, look at you go.

remember when you were scared of me? how exactly did it change so that youve started kissing me?

weird.

enjoy tonite, because come tommorow i wont remember. im so drunk out of my mind on drugs its not even fanee.

 

[carey02]

I've never been scared of you. I'm scared of Bad Ronnie.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

how old are you, carey? i suck young blood.

 

[carey02]

I'm 17. B-day is Sept. 10th. Now quit following me.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

but i was only 29 10 years ago.

surely age shouldnt be a factor in our love should it?

 

[carey02]

Nope. Age is nothing but a number.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

even though im 40 years old and your 17, thats fine?

 

[carey02]

You're not 40

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

your right, ive also been lieing about my age.

 

[ABEL]

is this still a dating thread or whatever? I think I need a new match

 

[carey02]

your right, ive also been lieing about my age.

I forgive you.

 

[carey02]

is this still a dating thread or whatever? I think I need a new match

I dont know what this is anymore. I think I'm supposed to be dating Red Ships.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

why the ?

what gives?

ive always been honest and straightforward with you, whats with the attitude?!

 

[carey02]

You just admitted that you have lied to me 5 times already. Thats not honest and straightforward.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

actually, the last time i checked, ive lied to you six times now.

love me, pay me attention.

 

[carey02]

Ok. I'll love you.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

well that was easy. thanks!

 

[carey02]

You are not welcome.