i want these people to date each other

[Elvis Presley]

i like the cut of your jib old boy.....

 

[mad1]

call me a geek all u want Red, but ur posts are ones to wonder about....



think Im worried? u half torn sail?

 

[zonelistener]

ABEL and Deathbear would be a cute couple to see at the Interference Prom or at Homecoming.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

dont zonelistener

*points gun at zone

just do the fucking ronald and noone gets hurt.

 

[ABEL]

ABEL and Deathbear would be a cute couple to see at the Interference Prom or at Homecoming.

ok bear, who do you think I should date?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

call me a geek all u want Red, but ur posts are ones to wonder about....



think Im worried? u half torn sail?

your jib confuses me. are you by chance irish? your accent keeps tripping me.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ok bear, who do you think I should date?

salome. you deserve each other.

 

[ABEL]

salome. you deserve each other.

 

[mad1]

of course I am u big lunkey!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

isnt u2 from ireland?

or is it coldplay?

one of those bands i swear is from ireland. cool.

 

[mad1]

Coldplay my ASS!
they english

me irishenglish
U2 irish


Damn it Red!

Look at me, Im rubbing my boots together!

 

[pax]

Actually, I think HeadsonSticks' girlfriend might have something to say about that. I'm pretty sure he has one.

Come on, deathy, don't let me down.

 

[AvsGirl41]

avsgirl and son of pear

hows that? son of pear was the most influential person this board has ever seen, and is someone i look up to greatly. truly you have hit the jackpot.

I don't know Son of Pear. And he's not even around anymore.

I see how it goes.

I am flattered you'd hook me up with someone you think so highly of though. I guess I can be happy with that.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

avsgirl i will date you. i am free.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

wooo... online forum lesbianism... not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[AvsGirl41]

I'm game, except Willy Wonka (the movie, not the book) gives me nightmares.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Coldplay my ASS!
they english

me irishenglish
U2 irish


Damn it Red!

Look at me, Im rubbing my boots together!

u2 are irish, i thought i had heard that. cool stuff.

what does it mean when your "rubbing your boots together"? is that a good thing?

paxy, ill see what i can do.

----

paxy and sting2

the only thing better is sliced wiener bread fresh out of the oven. you can thank me with an email.

----

 

[Salome]

salome. you deserve each other.

sure, so that's 4 dates for me so far?



the adelaide oval is the most arousing offer yet though

 

[Fly For Freedom]

u2 are irish, i thought i had heard that.

No...way! Get right out of town!

 

[BAW]

avsgirl i will date you. i am free.

oh fine...NOW you go for girls



MissFickleDress

 

[mad1]

it means Red.....ur makin me hot......

I have ur pic enlarged and framed on my left wall mate!



and when I look at it, i tink of the film Fargo.

 

[cell]

*ahem*

what about me redships

 

[Fritzy]

Frizzer has a penchant for lederhosens ya know betty.

shhhhhhh

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

huh.

 

[mad1]

sure patch me up with Icelle Red, and me and her can do some leg on leg action for ya!




u know? that leg competition thang? Lapsittin thing? Last one with leg on top pays for the pints?

Then I will do the same with Sally and Zoney..ok?



















Icelle, Zoney and Sally......

hehehehe

 

[zonelistener]

I choo choo choose Boomer.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh fine...NOW you go for girls



MissFickleDress

it is called a matter of desperation. apparently my flirting talents have failed and have left me in a cold corner seeking companionship. however i must say this avsgirl: there will be no kissing, no hand holding and no touching.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

it is called a matter of desperation. apparently my flirting talents have failed and have left me in a cold corner seeking companionship. however i must say this avsgirl: there will be no kissing, no hand holding and no touching.

meh, you could always ho' around.
that will solve it.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

meh, you could always ho' around.
that will solve it.

i thought that is what i was already doing.