I want a Hummer!

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joyfulgirl said:
When I see one I assume the driver must be an asshole and the aggressively yellow one on my tail the other day did not help soften my viewpoint.

I know somebody who calls H2s "toolboxes", partly because of their square shape, partly because of the type of person who drives them! :lol:

joyfulgirl said:
They get THIRTEEN MILES PER GALLON

Just say no.

I thought it was closer to TEN mpg! Either way, it's disgusting. On principle, I won't drive any car that gets less than 20 mpg. No matter how big and bad you think you are, you still need to breathe clean air.

I see so many H2s, 4x4s and SUVs clogging up our roads here. Because, after all, you need 4 wheel drive and a Hemi to navigate our flat, straight city streets. :rolleyes: It's just an ego-wank, that's all.
 
I think they're a disgusting waste of resources and can't believe anyone besides military personnel would either want one or have a legit reason for buying one.
 
Those things are a fantastic symbol of the time honored American tradition of over-doing it.

Don't do it.
 
I don't think those cars are necessary at all, either. They're not even pretty. They're like the Louis Vuitton's of cars: ugly as hell but everyone buys them for status. :barf:
 
i have to say those things are chick magnets

a friend of one of my friends has a very nice hummer and one time we rode down to a club in it. well we got a parking spot right outside the front of the club and as soon as we pulled up all of these hot girls came up and started talking to the guy who owned the hummer. even guys came up and started talking to him about it.

i had never understood why anyone would ever want to get one until that very moment.
 
LivLuvAndBootlegMusic said:
I think they're a disgusting waste of resources and can't believe anyone besides military personnel would either want one or have a legit reason for buying one.

Maybe they want to be as cool as Schwarzenegger, who I believe has a total of 9 Hummers, even though he can only look stupid in one at a time. :lol:

Seriously, a Hummer is a complete waste of pretty much everything. :yuck:
 
Chizip said:
i have to say those things are chick magnets

a friend of one of my friends has a very nice hummer and one time we rode down to a club in it. well we got a parking spot right outside the front of the club and as soon as we pulled up all of these hot girls came up and started talking to the guy who owned the hummer. even guys came up and started talking to him about it.

i had never understood why anyone would ever want to get one until that very moment.

sounds like owning a hummer = getting hummers from superficial women
 
Try a Mercedes SL600. I just got one and it is be-A-U-tiful.
 
WildHoneyAlways said:


Okay, I have to admit when I saw the title of this thread I thought of this kind of hummer first. :reject: :shifty:

"I'll tell you what else will be examined. This cock....

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Yes, the Rhode Island Cock Society will be offering free check ups for this years Cock Awareness week. I don't know why they chose such a suggestive name; they could have just as easily gone with 'rooster'"
 
xtal said:
Yes. The strippers get paid mighty fine up here. ;)

hmm, on june 29th you posted this

xtal said:

For the record, if I were to watch Wanna Be A Hilton, it would make me think of Paris and her boyfriend doing the whole videotaped porn vid.
Or of Paris flashing her privates all the time.
Wanna be a Hilton? No thanks.

so apparently on june 29th you had a problem with paris flashing her privates all the time...that was just 5 weeks ago, you must have had a quick change of heart about flashing privates in order to become a stripper

then on July 15th you posted this...

xtal said:

I'm kind of in the same predicament. I've spent my inheritance and my youth on partying and traveling. Now I'm 27, still living with family, broke, no job, and just starting school when everyone I know has graduated and is getting married.

so in three weeks, due to stripping, youve been able to afford an escalade plus a 130,000 dollar mercedes? that is quite impressive.

i need to head up to alaska and start stripping, looks like unbelievable money.
 
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MadelynIris said:
So, talk me into it or out of it.

Gas, emission, etc...

or livin large and in charge. ;)

But why would you want everyone thinking you had a tiny, not very functional penis? :hmm: :huh:
 
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