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A rabbit walks into a butchers shop and asks " Do you have any carrots?"
The butcher replies that he doesn't as it's a meat shop. So the rabbit leaves.
The next day, the same rabbit comes in and asks " Do you have any carrots?"
To which the butcher replies "No, We don't sell carrots here!!! Get out!"
Once again the rabbit leaves.
The next day the rabbit comes in the butcher shop again and asks " Do you have any carrots?"
The butcher goes irate saying " No, WE DON'T SELL CARROTS HERE AND IF I CATCH YOU IN HERE ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR EARS TO THE FLOOR"
The rabbit leaves.
The very next day the rabbit enters the butchers shop again and asks
"Do you have any nails?"
"No" replies the butcher
The rabbit leaves once again and comes back again the next day.
" Do you have any carrots?"
 
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