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Old 12-10-2007, 05:38 PM   #1
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i should be paid for posting here, guys

not just here, but anywhere i make an appearance.

paris hilton commands up to 300,000 dollars.

one of these days a talent agency is gonna read one of my threads and say "that's our man!"

and i'll be all like "yeah, what took you so long?"

followed by a little finger sliding/rubbing while saying "bun son?"

yes, i'll be paid more than all of you could ever dream of making.

and for good reason too. the internet is entertainment, and while i might not be as remotely interesting as i used to be, i'm far more enraged, outspoken and mental than i have ever been.

i even attacked a passerby today simply because he was at least twice my size. i jumped him as he walked in front of me!

true story, guys. i actually jumped up, wrapped my legs around him and bit into his neck as hard as i could for a good 10-15 seconds.

yeah, i drew blood (loads), but the guy didn't even do anything back. he waited till i was done, and kept on going wherever he was headed. it was as if nothing happened.

one day you'll all be dancing to my little red book, guys.

don't think i won't do something extremely ridiculous in the meantime, either. i'm completely ensconced with volcanic rage and i will stop at nothing to make me feel better.

do the shit hotdog, guys. do the shit hotdog.
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:41 PM   #2
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Is it really that hard to be you?

I thought you just talked at us about random shit and punctuated every sentence with "guys" and "gang" interchangably.
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:48 PM   #3
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what's your point?

are you not happy with me?
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:49 PM   #4
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seriously, wouldn't it be a wonderful world if we got paid for posting here?
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:50 PM   #5
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I'll pay you $1 to leave
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:55 PM   #6
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what's your point?

are you not happy with me?
No, I just think it could be imitated with relative ease. And imitation is the first step towards it becoming the norm. You lose your uniqueness. Those guys who said, "That's our man" suddenly realize that there's other "our man's" out there. Then you have to compete and step your game up. These guys aren't just imitating you, now they're beginning to become you. Only a different you. A you with a different spin. And some people like this spin. You don't want to, but you are forced to become somewhat like them. Even though they're you. Then you're up everyday wondering if you will even exist anymore. Or get paid for it. Then what?
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:59 PM   #7
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phillyfan, i think you're starting to get it.

we're all me, in a way.

we are me.
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:07 PM   #8
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u2democrat, i'd highly recommend that you don't try that again.
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OMG. NOT cool.

*affixes 11 Marlboro Reds to U2democrat's lower lip

*lights the cigarettes

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Old 12-10-2007, 11:30 PM   #10
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I think that a lot of us should be paid for posting in a lot of places... and I hear there are some companies that offer just such a service.

Pay to have interesting, informative and lively commmentors on YOUR forum/blog/comments thread!

Why we have many of them over at Xeidon, usually spruiking child porn unfortunately.
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I'll see your $1 and raise you $100
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ZOMG COBL_04, I'm totally yelling at you.
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i'll pay zoomerang69 to sit on alan jamison's lap. or to just sit on alan jamison, generally.
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