i should be paid for posting here, guys

[Zoomerang96]

not just here, but anywhere i make an appearance.

paris hilton commands up to 300,000 dollars.

one of these days a talent agency is gonna read one of my threads and say "that's our man!"

and i'll be all like "yeah, what took you so long?"

followed by a little finger sliding/rubbing while saying "bun son?"

yes, i'll be paid more than all of you could ever dream of making.

and for good reason too. the internet is entertainment, and while i might not be as remotely interesting as i used to be, i'm far more enraged, outspoken and mental than i have ever been.

i even attacked a passerby today simply because he was at least twice my size. i jumped him as he walked in front of me!

true story, guys. i actually jumped up, wrapped my legs around him and bit into his neck as hard as i could for a good 10-15 seconds.

yeah, i drew blood (loads), but the guy didn't even do anything back. he waited till i was done, and kept on going wherever he was headed. it was as if nothing happened.

one day you'll all be dancing to my little red book, guys.

don't think i won't do something extremely ridiculous in the meantime, either. i'm completely ensconced with volcanic rage and i will stop at nothing to make me feel better.

do the shit hotdog, guys. do the shit hotdog.

 

[phillyfan26]

Is it really that hard to be you?

I thought you just talked at us about random shit and punctuated every sentence with "guys" and "gang" interchangably.

 

[Zoomerang96]

what's your point?

are you not happy with me?

 

[Carek1230]

seriously, wouldn't it be a wonderful world if we got paid for posting here?

 

[U2democrat]

I'll pay you $1 to leave

 

[phillyfan26]

what's your point?

are you not happy with me?

No, I just think it could be imitated with relative ease. And imitation is the first step towards it becoming the norm. You lose your uniqueness. Those guys who said, "That's our man" suddenly realize that there's other "our man's" out there. Then you have to compete and step your game up. These guys aren't just imitating you, now they're beginning to become you. Only a different you. A you with a different spin. And some people like this spin. You don't want to, but you are forced to become somewhat like them. Even though they're you. Then you're up everyday wondering if you will even exist anymore. Or get paid for it. Then what?

 

[Zoomerang96]

phillyfan, i think you're starting to get it.

we're all me, in a way.

we are me.

 

[Zoomerang96]

I'll pay you $1 to leave

u2democrat, i'd highly recommend that you don't try that again.

 

[Alan Jamison]

I'll pay you $1 to leave

OMG. NOT cool.

*affixes 11 Marlboro Reds to U2democrat's lower lip

*lights the cigarettes

 

[Kieran McConville]

I think that a lot of us should be paid for posting in a lot of places... and I hear there are some companies that offer just such a service.

Pay to have interesting, informative and lively commmentors on YOUR forum/blog/comments thread!

Why we have many of them over at Xeidon, usually spruiking child porn unfortunately.

 

[cobl04]

I'll pay you $1 to leave

I'll see your $1 and raise you $100

 

[Alan Jamison]

ZOMG COBL_04, I'm totally yelling at you.

 

[cobl04]

 

[Alan Jamison]

 

[Angela Harlem]

i'll pay zoomerang69 to sit on alan jamison's lap. or to just sit on alan jamison, generally.

 

[Zoomerang96]

angela harlem
you spring up here and there
it'd be a pleasure to see it happen more often.

would perhaps drown out the whitenoise of people like cobl_04.

*insert ridiculous smiley here to perhaps indicate i was only kidding.*

 

[Kieran McConville]

I miss ozaurora, she used to master the art of ten unbroken paragraphs at a go, finished off with a smiley to indicate... something?

 

[Calluna]

i'll pay zoomerang69 to sit on alan jamison's lap. or to just sit on alan jamison, generally.

Same here.

Phillyfan, just let go and let us happen to you.

 

[phillyfan26]

I can't let go, not yet. It's too hard to lose myself, guys. I mean I'm Holden Caulfied. Holden Fuckin' Caulfield. I'm a legend, gang. Why would I give that up?

You wouldn't give it up. Unless you were Kieran McConville. And I can never be Kieran McConville. Even though I'm probably qualified to do so, being very Irish and random. I could do it, guys. But I can't do it. My dilemma isn't physical. I could physically be Kieran McConville. But I can't, morally. Well, not morally, because I actually don't like him and would be perfectly fine seeing his "position" (if you call it that - the term's pretty loose, guys) given to someone else (me or ... well, no, just me). But I can't mentally. Actually I could do that too.

I really just don't feel like it, guys.

 

[Count Marzipan]

What is lemonade?

Really?

I promise, this is the last bump..
..i just like the way the words all form together in this one..
..it's like ugly poetry without a finale..
..don't ban me..unless you feel compelled to.
i won't mind..

angela harlem.

goodnight people..
..if you can't hug another person and tell them it's going to be ok..
..at least hug yourself.

 

[Zoots]

i'll pay zoomerang69 to sit on alan jamison's lap. or to just sit on alan jamison, generally.

 

[Aidan O'Leary]

Thank God you don't! It's the only way you could fund my demise.

 

[AtomicBono]

What is lemonade?

What is lemon? What is .. language?

What is question ...¿


what is what ??¿

((whatisanything^>_)

cashdollarmoneyunits . , infringing upon my mindcube sanity


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