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Old 02-07-2005, 04:56 PM   #1
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I Need Consulting, Apparently

For the past 6 days I have been playing with a packet of mystical mermaid oracle thingie cards. For three of those days I have drawn the exact same card - "Consult an Expert".

So I'm asking you.

Please provide me with some consult thingies. Thanks.
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If you need any political consulting I'll be here for ya. However I don't know much about Aussie politics.
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Here's consultation for ya: Stp messing with those dang oracle thingies.



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best advice yet.
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Re: I Need Consulting, Apparently

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Please provide me with some consult thingies. Thanks.

Some wedding dress photos…..
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Re: I Need Consulting, Apparently

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For the past 6 days I have been playing with a packet of mystical mermaid oracle thingie cards. For three of those days I have drawn the exact same card - "Consult an Expert".

So I'm asking you.

Please provide me with some consult thingies. Thanks.
You must search deep within your very soul. Only then will you find what you have lost.





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You must search deep within your very soul. Only then will you find what you have lost.





Profound, aren't I?
lol

And about as useful as these frickin cards. Why is there a card that even states "Consult an Expert" ? I think its like going up to the oracle, asking it a question, and it replies: "Dunno, go ask someone else".
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the wise old man on the mountain top ain't so wise afterall. unfortunatly, you have to make the climb to find this out.
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the wise old man on the mountain top ain't so wise afterall. unfortunatly, you have to make the climb to find this out.
Now that is profound.
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a little too profound...

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So why dontcha just chuck out the "Get Help" card? That way it won't come up again
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