I Need Consulting, Apparently

[beli]

For the past 6 days I have been playing with a packet of mystical mermaid oracle thingie cards. For three of those days I have drawn the exact same card - "Consult an Expert".

So I'm asking you.

Please provide me with some consult thingies. Thanks.

 

[U2democrat]

 

[A_Wanderer]

You are not dead ergo you can still work.

 

[U2democrat]

If you need any political consulting I'll be here for ya. However I don't know much about Aussie politics.

 

[martha]

Here's consultation for ya: Stp messing with those dang oracle thingies.

 

[U2democrat]

best advice yet.

 

[Down Under]

Please provide me with some consult thingies. Thanks.

Some wedding dress photos…..

 

[Sicy]

thingies

 

[indra]

For the past 6 days I have been playing with a packet of mystical mermaid oracle thingie cards. For three of those days I have drawn the exact same card - "Consult an Expert".

So I'm asking you.

Please provide me with some consult thingies. Thanks.

You must search deep within your very soul. Only then will you find what you have lost.





Profound, aren't I?

 

[IWasBored]

don't read the horoscopes

 

[beli]

Re: Re: I Need Consulting, Apparently

You must search deep within your very soul. Only then will you find what you have lost.





Profound, aren't I?

lol

And about as useful as these frickin cards. Why is there a card that even states "Consult an Expert" ? I think its like going up to the oracle, asking it a question, and it replies: "Dunno, go ask someone else".

 

[IWasBored]

the wise old man on the mountain top ain't so wise afterall. unfortunatly, you have to make the climb to find this out.

 

[beli]

the wise old man on the mountain top ain't so wise afterall. unfortunatly, you have to make the climb to find this out.

Now that is profound.

 

[IWasBored]

a little too profound...

 

[Cleasai]

So why dontcha just chuck out the "Get Help" card? That way it won't come up again

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

the wise old man on the mountain top ain't so wise afterall. unfortunatly, you have to make the climb to find this out.

Oh dear God that reminds me of Lord Byron's "Manfred"

 

[fah]

~clears throat~

In best Yoda type voice:



























Put the boob away and start drinking alcohol

 

[beli]

lol. Shouldn't that be:

Boob away, yes, alcohol consumption, commence, yes.

I'm trying. The bloody boy won't get off.

 

[beli]

Re: Re: I Need Consulting, Apparently

Some wedding dress photos…..

Thank you. Can never have too many wedding frock photos.

 

[fah]

lol. Shouldn't that be:

Boob away, yes, alcohol consumption, commence, yes.

yes, you're right

I'm such a boob

Time for bed

 

[Angela Harlem]

beli, it's really time your son stood up on his own two feet and stopped clutching the apron strings. sheesh, what is he, 9 months now?


you need to move east
then west...like, say here?


actually i've got a story to tell you about a girl i met today. i'll send ya a message.

 

[martha]

beli, it's really time your son stood up on his own two feet and stopped clutching the apron strings.

It sounds like he's clutching a bit more than apron strings...

 

[IWasBored]

Oh dear God that reminds me of Lord Byron's "Manfred"

i get the idea that i'm probably glad i have no idea what that is (yes, i do know of lord byron, i'm not a complete moron )...

 

[beli]

Okay, after consulting experts (here) I removed the "Consult an Expert" card from the pack.

Today I drew "Pay Attention: Notice repetitous signs and your inner guidance, as this can yield valuable information"

I think the cards just yelled at me

I'm going to need psychotherapy now

 

[IWasBored]

 

[sallycinnamon78]

*the fog thickens... a message...yes...*
yingtong yingtong yingtong yingtong yingtong iddle i po

*fog clears*

aah, that's better.

Where's my strait jacket? Nurse!