'I May Just Have To Murder James Blunt'

[yertle-the-turtle]

Neil Gaiman, who is one of the official top 20 coolest human beings in the world, brought this to my attention some time ago while I was browsing his website:

Scroll to the entry for August 15.

And the video to 'Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now'

Yeah I realise these aren't THAT screamingly funny but what the hell.

 

[Irishteen]

I agree with this title, it is so true. We should all kill James Blunt

 

[adrball]

I'll do it

 

[1stepcloser]

He'll kill you first. He used to be in the army don't forget.

 

[gherman]

Give me a gun

 

[Tilli]

He'll kill you first. He used to be in the army don't forget.

True, and he wouldn't even need to use a gun. He'd only need to start to sing and that ear piercing, shrill voice of his would probably have you turning the gun on yourself.

 

[LMP]

 

[Total U2 Nut]

^

He really does have one of those voices that just makes you want to slap him round the face, or hit him with something heavy. A mace would suffice.

 

[Lila64]

I see you have a new avatar there, LMP

 

[Canadiens1131]

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

So did anyone even listen to the stuff I posted?



And for the record I'm one of the few people on ths board that doesn't mind Mr Blunt that much.

 

[GibsonGirl]

So did anyone even listen to the stuff I posted?



And for the record I'm one of the few people on ths board that doesn't mind Mr Blunt that much.

I watched that video and it was pretty amusing. I like how that guy mimicked Coldplay's videos. I didn't listen to the MP3 though.

Neil Gaiman is God, by the way. Along with Terry Pratchett.

 

[LMP]

Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra!

 

[Irishteen]

So did anyone even listen to the stuff I posted?

I did, I downloaded the Murder James Blunt song and watched the Coldplay video

 

[shaun vox]

these pictures are more funny than the video and that stupid song about James Blunt!!
ps coldplay SUCK!!!

 

[yeter]

True, and he wouldn't even need to use a gun. He'd only need to start to sing and that ear piercing, shrill voice of his would probably have you turning the gun on yourself.

 

[TheQuiet1]

True, and he wouldn't even need to use a gun. He'd only need to start to sing and that ear piercing, shrill voice of his would probably have you turning the gun on yourself.

I saw a great comment somewhere the other day: 'I see they've cloned James Blunt and called him James Morrison'.

 

[SunBloc]

Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus:

Main Entry: blunt
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: dull

Too obvious. He might have chosen a stage name

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

It is a stage name. His real name is James Blount.

 

[Angela Harlem]

i didn't click your links, yert. sorry. but i dont know if i want to. i cant decide who is worse: james blunt or coldplay.
:woe:

both boils on the arse of the music industry, in my humble one.