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Old 03-22-2002, 09:43 PM   #1
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I like two parts Hennesey and one part Lovage...

Hey Cats!

The real key thing to get everything warmed up in a romantic kind of stylee, is to have a stock of excellent chat-up lines. Chat-up lines are your number one dating weapon, and I can personally vouch for every single one of these, because they are my favourites, and every one of them has brought me the special satisfaction you're after... learn them well y'all and they will serve you well...

(use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Will you marry me for just one night?

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

(looking down at your/his crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?



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Old 03-22-2002, 09:52 PM   #2
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Originally posted by notiti:
Hey Cats!

The real key thing to get everything warmed up in a romantic kind of stylee, is to have a stock of excellent chat-up lines. Chat-up lines are your number one dating weapon, and I can personally vouch for every single one of these, because they are my favourites, and every one of them has brought me the special satisfaction you're after... learn them well y'all and they will serve you well...

(use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Will you marry me for just one night?

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

(looking down at your/his crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

I speak for my banana


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Old 03-23-2002, 06:29 AM   #3
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I love the lovage baby
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Old 03-23-2002, 09:31 PM   #4
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Heres one of my lines-
"Were you hurt very bad from THAT fall"?
they usually respond-'what fall'?
and I respond-
"You know when you fell from heaven"

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Old 03-23-2002, 10:02 PM   #5
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notiti,

I know, right now diamond is writing half of these lines down on the inside of his arm.

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Old 03-24-2002, 12:07 AM   #6
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notiti,

I know, right now diamond is writing half of these lines down on the inside of his arm.

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It's funny cuz it's true!



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Old 03-24-2002, 11:03 AM   #7
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HEY!
Notiti-
Know this one important thing-
Mr. Deep taught me ALOT of his tricks growing up.

Damn kids anyhow!

late..

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Old 03-24-2002, 04:37 PM   #8
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HEY!
Notiti-
Know this one important thing-
Mr. Deep taught me ALOT of his tricks growing up.

Damn kids anyhow!

late..

[This message has been edited by Diamond The U2 Patriot (edited 03-24-2002).]
Hey man, I don't hate I congradulate!

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