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Burton 'Gus' Guster: Don't touch that, it's blood!
Shawn Spencer: It's not blood.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Enjoy your hepatitis.

:lol:

yeah i just discovered imdb
 
Shawn Spencer: Detectives! Collecting donations for the policemen's ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls!
Shawn Spencer: [pauses as Lassiter realizes what he just said] I honestly have no response to that.

:lmao:

Secretary: [to Gus] There's a Lt. Crunch here to see you.
Shawn Spencer: Actually, I've been promoted.
[Walks in dressed as a civil war officer]
Shawn Spencer: It's Captain Crunch now.

:lmao:
 
Shawn Spencer: [after describing his plan to Gus] ... and Bingo!
Gus: Don't say bingo, you know how much I hate it when you say that.
Shawn Spencer: ok fine,...Yahtzee?

:lol:

Burton 'Gus' Guster: This is breaking and entering!
Shawn Spencer: [trying to pick a lock] No, no, no - only if we break something, and THEN enter something.

:lmao:
 
Gus: I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!
Shawn Spencer: What, you mean like, an impersonator?
Gus: No, I think it was *actually* Patrick Swayze!

:lmao:

Shawn Spencer: [walking into hallway with Lassiter] If this is some kind of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

:lmao:
 
^^ Ooh... You had a look then? What do people say then..? Bad things about Bono, I'm sure....

^ Patrick Swayze :hyper:

Sorry, continue :wink:
 
^ yes, there are no mods to keep order and you can't talk sense into these people, they never listen
 
Shawn Spencer: Is it too early to have a theory about this case?
Gus: Could you wait until we see some evidence first?
Shawn Spencer: I suppose I could, if it would make you happier.


Gus: Don't say you're a psychic right away. It might turn them off. Say something vague, like we're from the "Alternative Tactics Division".
Shawn Spencer: How about the "Bureau of Magic and Spellcasting"?


Shawn Spencer: I have a job for you.
Gus: I already have a job.
Shawn Spencer: They're paying you to play video games?
Gus: How do you do that?
Shawn Spencer: Come on left hand space bar right hand arrow keys, Gus, you should ask me a challenging question every once in awhile just for kicks.

Shawn Spencer: ["Reading" a photo of Katerina's boyfriend] Let's see, I'm getting multiple women. Was he a bigamist? A pimp? Did he sell children on the black market?

:lmao::lmao:
 
^^ I don't like people talking without sense... They make me so mad..... So mad I tell you!! :madwife: I'd rather kick some sense in their.... Ahem...

^ I guess I should see the show once :wink:
 
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