Shawn Spencer: Is it too early to have a theory about this case?
Gus: Could you wait until we see some evidence first?
Shawn Spencer: I suppose I could, if it would make you happier.
Gus: Don't say you're a psychic right away. It might turn them off. Say something vague, like we're from the "Alternative Tactics Division".
Shawn Spencer: How about the "Bureau of Magic and Spellcasting"?
Shawn Spencer: I have a job for you.
Gus: I already have a job.
Shawn Spencer: They're paying you to play video games?
Gus: How do you do that?
Shawn Spencer: Come on left hand space bar right hand arrow keys, Gus, you should ask me a challenging question every once in awhile just for kicks.
Shawn Spencer: ["Reading" a photo of Katerina's boyfriend] Let's see, I'm getting multiple women. Was he a bigamist? A pimp? Did he sell children on the black market?