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Old 12-22-2005, 12:09 AM   #1
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This was on the Sydney Morning Herald's website.

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December 7, 2005

A new study has found that big testicles go together with tiny brains.

The discovery, which many women may not find surprising, suggests a biological trade-off has to be made between brains and sperm.

It seems that because of the high energy demands, males can't generate large numbers of both.

Researchers, led by Dr Scott Pitnick from Syracuse University in New York, found the link between testicle and brain size after looking at more than 300 species of bats.

In many species, females are unusually promiscuous, so males have evolved enormous testicles, at the expense of their brains.

In species with rampantly promiscuous females, pea-brained males with large testicles stand a better chance of having offspring than less fertile but brainier rivals.

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sooo in species with slutty women men grow larger and dumber
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I'm a freak of nature. I have BIG balls as well as BIG brains.
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Well I guess we can go rank all the balls in FYM by size now.

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sooo in species with slutty women men grow larger and dumber
that must prove the theory that women are superior
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the brains in men become smaller with time

and the women become sluttier with time

..afterall sluttier women is most likely to have the more fertile guy....

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makes sense though - you know, sienfeld, when george stopped worrying about sex, and got smarter?


The less I worry about sex, the more clear a mind I can have....
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Common sense.. that's all.
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