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cant he tell a little joke?
anyone who enjoys a good laugh should pick up 'the best of triumph the insult dog' dvd, honestly it's hilarious..ive shown it to friends, and family members and theyve all laughed hysterically. even those who swore they couldnt stand him....
triumph
to bon jovi
triumph - "i heard you're in a vampire movie"
bon jov- "yea"
triumph - "finally a role that requires you to suck"
to a star wars fan outside the theater in a darth vader costume...
"so this is to help you breathe? [pointing to the box on chest]...which one of these buttons is for your parents to pick you up?"
about eminem
"i mean the guy should cool down, i mean my mom was a bitch too and you dont see my writing songs about it'
KIng of Late Night
for me to poop on