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Old 05-26-2005, 10:25 PM   #1
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I Keed, I Keed



cant he tell a little joke?

anyone who enjoys a good laugh should pick up 'the best of triumph the insult dog' dvd, honestly it's hilarious..ive shown it to friends, and family members and theyve all laughed hysterically. even those who swore they couldnt stand him....

triumph


to bon jovi
triumph - "i heard you're in a vampire movie"
bon jov- "yea"
triumph - "finally a role that requires you to suck"


to a star wars fan outside the theater in a darth vader costume...
"so this is to help you breathe? [pointing to the box on chest]...which one of these buttons is for your parents to pick you up?"

about eminem
"i mean the guy should cool down, i mean my mom was a bitch too and you dont see my writing songs about it'

KIng of Late Night




for me to poop on
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I enjoyed this DVD.
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Old 05-27-2005, 04:38 PM   #3
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Re: I Keed, I Keed

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to bon jovi
triumph - "i heard you're in a vampire movie"
bon jovi- "yea"
triumph - "finally a role that requires you to suck"


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Video of the Star wars bit.

http://s35.you sendit.com/d.aspx?id=0KVEEU9JL1681R5ZGVK2ZMZ3R

funny stuff
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Triumph is so quick witted! I love that kind of humor
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dude, I have this on dvd, and when he picks on the star wars nerds, and that wizard guy eating the burger king sandwich, I almost passed out that I was laughing so hard!
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The dog makes me laugh.
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yeah, honestly the guy behind the puppet deserves a thumbs up for being so fast and witty with the jokes.... too bad i havent see any triumph clips lately...i mean going high def and all im sure it would be drool worthy

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Quote:
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Video of the Star wars bit.

http://s35.you sendit.com/d.aspx?id=0KVEEU9JL1681R5ZGVK2ZMZ3R

funny stuff



Oh man...it's so true, about being the only female in line. I felt that way when I stood in line for the midnight show at my theater.
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Old 05-28-2005, 02:33 PM   #10
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i know it's kinda off topic
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/COBspeech2k.htm but Conan's speech to the Harvard class of 2000 is quite a funny read
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Everyone loves me. Everyone is stupid......FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
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I haven't seen the DVD, and his "shtick" has gotten old. He was great at the Westminster Dog show, but my all time favorite is when he goes to a Bon Jovi concert. The full clip is about 10 minutes - I usta have it bookmarked, but the link expired. It was CLASSIC, even when he was getting high on the bus with BJ crew. I could only find a 2 minute clip though, if anyone is interested: http://www.ifilm.com/redirect/confir...detail/2406824
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That 'Star Wars' bit always leaves me in stitches

why can't triumph do more stuff on Conan? why?
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