I havent been around - won the lottery!

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[cell]

yeah, what angela said. but congrats anyways!

 

[U2Kitten]

WOW! Can you touch me for good luck?

When you give Bono the money, ask him to match it- he can afford it if you can! I always thought I'd do that if I hit, give but put him on the spot to cough up out of his own pocket. Good for you!

 

[Doozer61]

i found a dime on the plane

 

[Dalton]

Bonosleftone .... I am your cousin .....


Give me a call soon. I miss you ....

 

[lmjhitman]

i won a cake at a cake walk when i was seven.

 

[Roland of Gilead]

I won entrance to the ellipse. Sure felt like a million bucks.

 

[the tourist]

I once won Scooby Doo Bubble Bath as a door prize. When I took that bath, it sure felt like 67 million. 67 million miniature angels kissing me all over, that is. And the fact that it was free? Well that only made it so much better!

 

[Sevikins]

Certainly excellent news to hear!
Congratulations and good luck with that check to Bono!

 

[one4u2]

i found a dime on the plane

Bonosleftone, can you send me to Ireland with a pair of tickets

 

[melon]

If you really truly did win $67 million dollars, invest it. If you're smart, you'll create a diverse, large portfolio that will generate a lot of interest, so that you can leave the principle untouched and you can live lavishly off the interest forever. And a truly diverse portfolio will have a wide range of investment products so that if stocks in a certain sector do go down, it will only be a small portion of your investments anyway.

I'd really suggest talking to a financial planner. I hear really good things about Fidelity Investments, if you don't know where to go.

Melon

 

[Dalton]

If you really truly did win $67 million dollars, invest it. If you're smart, you'll create a diverse, large portfolio that will generate a lot of interest, so that you can leave the principle untouched and you can live lavishly off the interest forever. And a truly diverse portfolio will have a wide range of investment products so that if stocks in a certain sector do go down, it will only be a small portion of your investments anyway.

I'd really suggest talking to a financial planner. I hear really good things about Fidelity Investments, if you don't know where to go.

Melon

I have also heard good things about Dalton's Fickle Financial. Give me ...er... them a call.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

considering that netiher the new jersey pick 6 lotto nor the mega millions has had a winning jackpot in the amount of 67 million in the past 3 months, please... explain to the folks exactly how you won said 67 million...

 

[mdw3935]

I once won Scooby Doo Bubble Bath as a door prize. When I took that bath, it sure felt like 67 million. 67 million miniature angels kissing me all over, that is. And the fact that it was free? Well that only made it so much better!

Bubble baths!!

I'm having a hard time buying this story, sorry.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I have two scratch tickets that are worth a free ticket and $1 !11!

 

[beegee]

i won fifty bucks playing the new star wars slot machines yesterday


(and for the record, i don't believe it either)

 

[Dalton]

I believe.

Now will you buy me a new U2 ipod to show these doubters?

 

[tiny dancer]

I won $2 on a scratch off.

That's right, suck on that!

The most I ever won was $10.00.

 

[verte76]

The closest I've ever come to winning the lottery is selling a painting.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

considering that netiher the new jersey pick 6 lotto nor the mega millions has had a winning jackpot in the amount of 67 million in the past 3 months, please... explain to the folks exactly how you won said 67 million...

yes, i too would like to know

 

[Chizip]

who remembers this?

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=75001&highlight=april+AND+fools

im still waiting for my cheque

 

[Angela Harlem]

god chizzer, you spelled cheque correctly and everything! I could hug you right now, and if we were in a pub and even slightly inebriated, I'd even kiss you!

 

[cujo]

considering that netiher the new jersey pick 6 lotto nor the mega millions has had a winning jackpot in the amount of 67 million in the past 3 months, please... explain to the folks exactly how you won said 67 million...

Let's just say there were multiple winners.

But only one of you will take ownership of my chocolate factory...

And the accompanying glass elevator that I use to stare up Zoomerang96's dress.

 

[Zoomerang96]

zoomawho?

so long as we're talking about washed up nobody's, where's that pinball clemons carachter these days?

:lowblowthatreallyisn'tallthatlownorworthposting about:

 

[myusernamehere]

i won fifty bucks playing the new star wars slot machines yesterday

They make a star wars slot machine?!!?!?! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I usually win on the Wheel of Fortune slot

 

[Laura M]

i found a dime on the plane

that's almost like winning the lottery!

i watched a programme on las vegas last night, i was really sucked in by the flashing lights and ching-ching sound of slot machines dishing out winnings. i have decided that one day before i die, i will go to las vegas.

 

[bono_man2002]

I found $20 in the backyard when I was about 8.
Just in the grass...I think I really wanted something, and Mum or Dad probabley hid it out there.

 

[beegee]

myusername why would you cry

i have decided that one day before i die, i will go to las vegas.

 

[Laura M]

perhaps i could buy bg drinks with my winnings

drinks and gambling


p.s. if i won 68million on the lottery i wouldn't be wasting my time on the internet, i'd have a life then and money to buy shoes with. no offence, guys.

 

[neutral]

I won a year's "subscription" to a Steak of the Month club at an old job.