"I have a cunning plan that cannot fail..."

[bammo2]

"I hate you English. With your boring trousers and your shiny toilet paper and your ridiculous preconceptions that Frenchmen are great lovers. I'm French and I'm hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petits pois."

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

"Is it just me, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence towards this conversation? Oh well, let's hear it."
"We do nothing."
"Oh yes it's another world beater."

 

[bammo2]

"The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd!"

 

[bammo2]

"How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture."

 

[bammo2]

"If you weren't quite so big, it would be time for Mr and Mrs Spank to pay a short sharp trip to Bottieland."

 

[bammo2]

"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun"

 

[bammo2]

I'll stop now

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

"Two things you must know about the Wise Woman, my lord. First, she's a WOMAN. And second, she's..."
"Wise?"
"Oh so you do know her then!"
"No, just a wild stab in the dark...which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful!"