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Old 12-20-2004, 08:31 PM   #1
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i hate myself and i want to rhyme



it compliments your eyes
there's the love at the end of the night

i jump on a highspeed train
i never look back again

this belongs in a JOURNAL, flabgeechies!!!! FLAGGEECHIES!!!!

you do the math inside your head, i'll hold the calculator. it's what i'm here for, to help you understand what's needed for you to get a passing grade.

hey, here's a thought that just might work. let's go for a ride, yeah my old man.

so all my threads end up the same, i see. nothing but perceived self-indulgent wank that can't be properly decoded by anyone else if even truly i can myself.

well, isn't that nice. either some are too stupid to figure it out, or i'm so full of shit that'd it be impossible for anyone else to do so.

there's a little story that goes something like this.

a man of great wealth enjoyed many years with a crown around his head. people in the village under his castle loved their king, and the king in turn loved his people.

but after making too many bold proclomations, people grew tired of his pathetic boasting and began to occupy themselves with other ideals and fantasies they had only recently been so kind as to bestow on their king.

now the king sits in his thrown with a dimly lit cigar, a half empty bottle of wine, and the thought of yesterday.

oh how he'd wished he'd said the right things to keep the interest of his company. but he didn't, and now it was too late. he'd become the unimaginable - he'd become unimportant.

like a russian ark, tonite had the potential to end here or there. her place or mine.

and while it may have ended there, a whole lot else came to a close. like the dawn, the red dawn the czar woke up to in 1917. surprised? of course not, no, the king saw it in his villagers eyes for decades past.

even his father was assasinated by ruthless thugs who wanted change.

and while i hate it, and i want to hold on, those around me, and most importantly the one inside my head is already gone.

how romantic!

and so another day comes to a close, and i'm left here screaming at the walls, and in my weaker moments - climbing them with the thought of deathbears circulating inside my mind.

but for now, it's time to bid adieu. a long journey has come to a close, and i'd like to thank you for being there with me for most of it.


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Old 12-20-2004, 08:37 PM   #2
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after a few days of reflecting this post, i've decided this is the greatest thread of all time. it's everything all wrapped up into one! glory glory!

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Old 12-20-2004, 08:40 PM   #3
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Old 12-20-2004, 09:37 PM   #4
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You expect me to read all that ?
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Old 12-20-2004, 11:03 PM   #5
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Is this about Bono? Are you leaving forever again?
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:35 AM   #6
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Not before he... (wait for it)

...WAITS forever.

Yeah, I do feel the silence. That was a little inside.
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:07 AM   #7
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zoom are you trying to tell us that youve been reincarnated?
you were once a czar of russia.....and now you live in canada?

when i read the active forum threads and saw i hate myself and i want to rhyme...i knew it was zoom...im so glad i was right!

after reading the thread i feel full of bliss like i could run down a long corridor like one of those fairies! yippppppppeeeeeeeee!
dressed up in a fairy costume ofcourse..with a wand and shit
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:32 PM   #8
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take your year in provence
and shove it up your arse
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:02 PM   #9
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I just threw up a little.
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:08 PM   #10
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:40 PM   #11
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vote it two stars, or maybe one, and i shit on your face.

does it bother me? no, but only in comparison to the shit that exists outside of it.

i'm ahead of my time! i'll have museums dedicated to me one day.

but seriously, this is a great thread.
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:16 PM   #12
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i'd vote it five stars on the title alone.
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:22 PM   #13
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i cant be fucking bothered voting for you anymore.
you stink like hippy.
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:17 PM   #14
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thanks, bonogirl. i owe you one.

as for angela, it's time for you to lighten up sunshine! feel the warmth in my posts!

and please don't stop voting. seriously. i need it.
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:35 PM   #15
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So word and chord rhyme in Canada?

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