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Old 07-07-2004, 02:15 AM   #1
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I hate cheesy pick up lines......

Psst I have no idea which smilie face I clicked on bc I cant see any of the images.

Examples:

"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

"I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

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Old 07-07-2004, 08:02 AM   #2
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The best line I've ever recieved was from a friend's brother a few years back.

Him: "So, are you German?"

Me: "A little."

Him: "Wanna little more in you?"

Me: "Want a boot in your ass??"

Heh.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:12 AM   #3
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I love cheesey lines.

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Old 07-07-2004, 09:38 AM   #4
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Double post-sorry!
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:40 AM   #5
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Pick up lines! Ugh! This actually happened to me, just the other day, when I was enjoying the nice summer weather. Keep in mind, I'm 22 years old.

Me: (Just sitting on pool lounge chair, after a nice dip in the pool)

60ish+looking year old man(who had snot dripping down his face at the time): I've been noticing you all afternoon.

Me: Really? Because I hadn't noticed you at all.

Man: Do you mind if I sit down (points to the chair next to mine)?

Me: Not at all. I was about to leave, anyway.
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:49 AM   #6
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those clothes would lok good as a pile next to my bed
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:34 AM   #7
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'You must be a parking ticket, cos you've got FINE written all over you..'
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The best line ever used on me...

This guy I was with licked his fingertip, wiped it on my sleeve, and said, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes!"

I loved it! It cracked me up.
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Oh, and when I feel goofy at work, I like to use stupid pick up lines on my female boss. The most recent one was, "Your name must be Campbell's because you are mmm mmm GOOD!"
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:42 PM   #10
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The best line ever used on me...

This guy I was with licked his fingertip, wiped it on my sleeve, and said, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes!"

I loved it! It cracked me up.
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:32 PM   #11
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"How about I cook you a really nice breakfast?"

"Why don't you let me be your bodyguard?"

"I would slit my wrists for you."

Gotta love pick up lines.
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:53 PM   #12
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No one's ever tried a pick-up line on me.

*slinks off to Reject corner*
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Old 07-07-2004, 11:00 PM   #13
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If you look anything like that picture in your avatar believe me it's NOT your fault. You're hanging out on the wrong places then...

*takes AvsGirl41 from rejection corner and shows her a good time*
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'You must be a parking ticket, cos you've got FINE written all over you..'
Oh gah, that is terrible.
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"i may not be fred flinstone, but i can sure make your bed rock."

and then some guy came up to me and said, "Lorraine, you're my density!" which cracked me up because i love back the future.
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