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Old 07-19-2004, 04:20 AM   #1
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I found a german cockroach

And, i cannot express the extreme emotion that runs through my veins when i see a roach. I am both terrified and enraged at the same time.
When i kill one , it is a dramatic process, involving a harsh violent beating, heavy breathing, and several curse words.
And so I woke up like 3 times in the middle of the night having panic attacks about one crawling in my ear, and infesting my brain....i coudlnt even go to the kitchen to get some juice because i was afraid i might see one scampering along the halls

I was afraid to turn the lgihts off because I figured they would all come out into the darkness and form an army, so i slept with my kights on

I dreamed about them as well, and woke up in a pool of sweat...

I didnt want to get dressed when i woke up this morning, so I just wore sneakers around the house in case one of the vile disgusting beasts decided to contaminate my skin with its unholy presence..

I would rather be burned alive, have my eyeballs galged out witha fork, and bleach poured down my throat than a roach placed on my body

It can be said that I dont like them too well...
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Old 07-19-2004, 05:25 AM   #2
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Dont ever visit Australia then. We have large flying roaches. And large Rhino roaches. And.....
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Yep. If there's ever a nuclear winter, Australia will thrive.
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How did you know it was German? Was it singing Hasselhoff songs or something? I dont know if I could have killed it if it was singing Hasselhoff songs, it may just have been a way sarcastically ironic roach. I'm way into sarcastic irony, we could have been friends.
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Old 07-19-2004, 07:13 AM   #5
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Maybe it was balancing tankards of beer on it's knee length cargo shorts, doing the slap dance and while humming the Baywatch theme.

I'd not kill it if it was doing that too.

I'd kill myself.
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That would be a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Temporary in that the roach could never keep that up for very long, they have no endurance when it comes to dancing. I would know.
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Words of wisdom mr mofo. I'm not really too familiar with either German Slap Dancing or cockroaches, so your advice is well taken.
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Dont ever visit Australia then. We have large flying roaches. And large Rhino roaches. And.....
But not in Melbourne, muhahahaha!
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UUUUUUUUUUUGH I hate roaches!!!!!! They're the most disgusting thing on the planet...I had one crawl on me once. I thought it was Mullen Kitty and I looked down and it was this huge roach I ran to my mom screaming and crying my eyes out...then went straight into the shower...I was 19 at the time LOL
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they have no endurance... I would know.
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Slap Dancing cockroaches
Were they wearing matching t-shirts with the cargo pants... cock-t's if you will.

Why am I not surprised this thread was right up mofo's proverbial alley?

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look at my jugs, ja!
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I'm terribly afraid of roaches too.

When I first moved to West Palm Beach, I found what I was told to be a German cockroach: it was purple, red and blue on its back and about 2-3 inches long.
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Purple, red and blue ?

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You're making me hungry...
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