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Old 11-03-2007, 09:11 PM   #1
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i demand that you begin using the queen's english

mods, feel free to sicky this.

i've decided that i'm demanding that all posters use the queen's english when posting or replying, if they don't already.

i demand that moderators remove all words that do not fall in line with this NewSpeak, and hand out aggressively worded threats to those who do not immediately comply.

there will be no voices of disapproval. there will be approval.
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Old 11-03-2007, 09:24 PM   #2
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k zoomerang u just gotz to chill playa!!11!11!one!11!1six
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Old 11-03-2007, 09:53 PM   #3
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This is ghastly.
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Old 11-03-2007, 09:55 PM   #4
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Hi Bear!
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I demand that you start making even a lick of sense.
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Thou all hast it wronge.

Shouldst thou not use His Royal Highness King James' English, rather than the vulgarity of thy trollope whom thou callest "queene"?

Tudors, yea, for thy win, verily.
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Old 11-03-2007, 10:35 PM   #7
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http://www.thesource4ym.com/teenlingo/


That's the only way I know how to speak.
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Old 11-03-2007, 10:40 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by corianderstem
I demand that you start making even a lick of sense.
This post made me smile


But here's my two cents, let's be super annoying and use this thing:

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html


My friends and I started translating the bible with it once

This was fun too though:

I WANT 2 RUN
I WANT 2 HIED
I WANT 2 TAAR DOWN DA WALS TAHT HOLD MA INSIED
I WANT 2 REACH OUT AND 2UCH TEH FLME
WHARA TEH STRETS HAEV NO NM3
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:03 PM   #9
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I agree with Zoomerang96 on this one, not surprisingly as I am him.

Between the dreaded American form of spelling (color, mom, etc) and the infiltration of text-speak, I am sorry to say that the standard of written communications is slipping around here.

If one of my friends rang me up and said 'r u comin 2 the party?', I would beat the living shit out of him. There is no virtue in lax
use of language.
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:06 PM   #10
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Furthermore, in support of this new drive to reinstate the proper British English usage at this forum, I invite you all to start addressing the starter of this thread as:

Zoomerang Ninety-six
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:11 PM   #11
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http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html
Using that, I changed a coherent and well-thought-out response into this:

I BLEIVE TAHT U HAEV A VALID POINT AND U SPOKA IT COERENTLEY!1!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL UNFORTUNAETLEY I CANOT COMPL3T3LEY AGRE ON TEH MERITS OF SUCH A DEMAND!!!1!11 WTF IT SI GOD ON OCASION 2 B ABL3 2 UES INTARNET SPECH FOR COM3DIC PURPOSAS WHEN DA MOMANT CALS FOR IT!111!11! WTF LOL BYOND TAHT 2 RASTRICT FELOW MEMBRS IN SUCH A WAY WUD TEAR TEH V3RY FABRIC OF OUR INTERNET COMUNITY!111!1 WTF LOL PLZ UND3RSTAND AND KNOW TAHT IM ONLEY LOKNG OUT FOR DA GRE8R GOD OF INTERFARENC3

SINC3RALEY

LEMONMELON!1!!!!111 WTF
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:28 PM   #12
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:33 PM   #13
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Re: i demand that you begin using the queen's english

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Originally posted by Zoomerang96
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:44 PM   #14
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wink sicky what? :confused:

damn you Bri, damn you! I was just about to post that!
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Old 11-04-2007, 12:27 AM   #15
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the queen can kiss my arse. or alternatively she can get her arse over here and write me a 2500 word essay on our constitution and why we're still attached at the hip to britain, despite the australia act and the statute of westminster.


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