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Old 10-04-2004, 07:54 PM   #1
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"I confused it with the chicken’s neck"

How in the hell someone could make a mistake like this, I'll never understand.

Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it

Elderly man mistook organ for chicken head, news agency says
Updated: 11:27 a.m. ET Oct. 4, 2004BUCHAREST, Romania -

A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
From here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/

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Old 10-04-2004, 08:11 PM   #2
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How come all these whacky events seem to always take place in Romania??

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Old 10-04-2004, 09:24 PM   #3
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Romania is a very dark place, my evil grandmother was from there.
This is not a good place to set out for sleep from...

I'll go check out the yahoo frontpage and see if elton john still feels 'unimpressed' by madonna, seems to fit here somehow...

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Old 10-04-2004, 10:39 PM   #4
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I know Romania's got problems, but this is ridiculous!
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Old 10-05-2004, 04:43 AM   #6
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The better question is what situation could allow you to mistake a dead chicken for your own penis. I mean was he preparing a stew in a bathtub or was he just sitting on the damn thing?
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Old 10-05-2004, 05:39 AM   #8
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Sometimes I just shouldnt use words.
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you stole my I/O thread and bastardized it into your own Lemonade Stand thread
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and i thought i'd been having troubles recently...

perhaps he should consider vegetarianism?
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I guess you should never cook in the nude.
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:15 AM   #14
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Sad, very sad! I'm thinking it would be best if he got another dog! lol!
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Old 10-05-2004, 08:10 AM   #15
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but ... didn't he feel anything when he cut off his own penis??!!!! that's so weird

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