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Old 03-03-2007, 05:58 AM   #1
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I bet you're all wondering where Zoomerang96 went

well i can tell you the answer.

he's exactly as rich as he claims, and right now, he's in Moscow trying to stare down some very nasty charges relating to his oil interests.

Namely, Owning Oil While Not Being Putin.

Say a prayer for him guys. Or someday soon you might see him in a monkey cage on the international news, and stuff.
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Old 03-03-2007, 06:00 AM   #2
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i dont pray for war criminals.
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you're right angie, it is kinda patronising when people say they'll 'pray for you'.

How can I word it better... contribute large sums via Western Union to his 'defence fund'.
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Old 03-03-2007, 06:10 AM   #4
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no, he can send me money from his dead husbands' offshore accounts. that's a better way for us to do this.
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Oh oh dare we get caught up in this whole madness? Zoomerang is off globetrotting again with his gulfstream aero and his pet supermodels while we are stuck in a barren wasteland?

What?

My idaho is your city beach. I smell the roses while you curse the thorns. a woman needs a fish and a bicycle, just not both at the same time.


I give to you the greatest meltdown, bloodshed in the clouds, flesh in the wind. Bodies turned into dust, souls rain down with shrapnel turning metal into rust.

ill be up with the sun, Kieran, im not coming down.
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The deathbear had better watch out or they might get mad and poison him. Then all that money won't do him any good.
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Seriously guys, he's in Russia

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so he hasn't died in a fire?
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I thought he fianly built that gold-plated space ship he was always going on about...
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:20 PM   #10
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Seriously guys, he's in Russia

i won a trivia contest thanks to this movie. i was the only person in the room who could "name the first movie ever to be shot in one continuous unbroken scene".

and i have that genetic deformity to thank for recommending it to me! and i never thanked him!
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Re: I bet you're all wondering where Zoomerang96 went

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I bet you're all wondering where Zoomerang96 went
Not really.
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he's back!!

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good plan, eva.
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Re: Re: I bet you're all wondering where Zoomerang96 went

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Not really.
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oooops....
i meant to put ""
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:29 AM   #15
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Russian Ark!

Has Zoomerang96 become... the Russian Ark?

Joined it, boarded it, become one with it?

Interesting.
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