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I Am NEver Getting Married!!!
A forward I got this morning at work:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.* In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.* And now conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problem, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
And the Reply:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.* Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.* But remember overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 of Beer 6.1.* Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you so, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.9 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program.* These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.* You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.* I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
A forward I got this morning at work:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.* In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.* And now conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problem, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
And the Reply:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.* Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.* But remember overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 of Beer 6.1.* Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you so, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.9 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program.* These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.* You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.* I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support