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Old 01-29-2003, 10:16 AM   #1
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I Am NEver Getting Married!!!

A forward I got this morning at work:


Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.* In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.* And now conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problem, but to no avail.
What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate







And the Reply:



Dear Desperate,


First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.* Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.* But remember overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 of Beer 6.1.* Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you so, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.9 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program.* These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.* You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.* I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.



Good Luck,



Tech Support



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Old 01-29-2003, 10:20 AM   #2
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sweet Lord...what days are these!!!

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Old 01-29-2003, 10:31 AM   #3
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People should at least read this.


reply damn you
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perfect! but i have noticed in the past that boyfriend 5.0 has its fair share of bugs.
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There is no such thing as a perfect program April.

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Oh, I know all too well, lol.
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I have noticed that Dishes 3.0 can cause Husband 1.0 to crash.

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Old 01-29-2003, 11:36 AM   #10
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I have noticed that Dishes 3.0 can cause Husband 1.0 to crash.

Even with the Dishwasher Upgrade this happens.

Can we get someone to help write a good program for our April? She cant be single. Some Great Man out there is being denied his Great Woman....how does that saying go? I cant remember sayings lol.


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I you, Angelina.





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Awww!! You're a bit of alright too Chook! (we are hetro's right? yeah...thought so!) hehehe

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Awww!! You're a bit of alright too Chook! (we are hetro's right? yeah...thought so!) hehehe


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