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We'll just turn it into a "fake Andrew" thing. Bada-bing, bada-boom.
The controversy! The betrayal! The Kunstmuseum references!
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We'll just turn it into a "fake Andrew" thing. Bada-bing, bada-boom.
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You know you want the groupies. And their boobies.
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The controversy! The betrayal! The Kunstmuseum references!
And, of course, I'll be back. Under a different screen name, of course.
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notTourist?
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You're a rockstar. EVERYTHING is allowed.

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I dated a groupie once, a long time ago. She turned out to be a sociopath. She then decided to be a model and modeled for a suicide-girls ripoff internet site called godsgirls. Nude modeling. And then she quit. She thought the site, featuring naked girls, was about "art" and quit when she realized it was about porn. I mean, who is that fucking naive? Nude modeling on the internet and expecting people not to hit on her? Expecting guys to say "that's art!" and not masturbate like wild monkeys all over the place?

No, no. No more groupies.
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Anyway, at 51 posts this morning, I must bid this thread adieu in favour of band practice and breakfast.
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I dated a groupie once, a long time ago. She turned out to be a sociopath. She then decided to be a model and modeled for a suicide-girls ripoff internet site called godsgirls. Nude modeling. And then she quit. She thought the site, featuring naked girls, was about "art" and quit when she realized it was about porn. I mean, who is that fucking naive? Nude modeling on the internet and expecting people not to hit on her? Expecting guys to say "that's art!" and not masturbated like wild monkeys all over the place?

No, no. No more groupies.
Godsgirls?

And that's not naive. That's just astonishingly, painfully stupid. Almost as bad as people who call the dating numbers advertised on 1am TV and expect to speak to the hot chick in the ad rather than greasy 45 year old Jim-Bob.
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I'm now having visions of these prim, proper, and very sheltered fundie Christian woman Googling something, seeing "Godsgirls", and thinking "ooh, that sounds nice, I'll click on tha- OH GOD SAVE ME FROM SATAN!!!!"
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See you later, Andrew! And Bonnie! I'm off to sleep now. Have a good one.
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Godsgirls?

And that's not naive. That's just astonishingly, painfully stupid. Almost as bad as people who call the dating numbers advertised on 1am TV and expect to speak to the hot chick in the ad rather than greasy 45 year old Jim-Bob.
I talked to her later. I mentioned how she was a nude model to her. She got really violently angry and asked if that's all I thought she was. I said it was all she'd ever told me she'd done. And she said she was so much more than a nude model. So I asked her what else she'd done, and she stuttered and couldn't think of any other modeling jobs. And then she reiterated that she wasn't a nude model. And so I asked her how often she was wearing more than just panties in her single modeling job. And she stuttered again.
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