the tourist
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I wonder.... If a thread knows it will be going to sleep, does it turn out its lights?
Axver said:I wonder how long the Superthreads will go, though? I mean, we're fucked if we lose one of our major posters. I'm obviously here for the long haul as far as I can tell, but Andrew, what if your band takes off? What if Ian gets locked in a stadium? What if Pee Fan leaves us for a Bowie board?
And we're definitely losing Vazza to Europe ...
The Sad Punk said:If Andrew hits it big, I'm sure he can still chat to us, typing on his keyboards made out of cocaine.
The Sad Punk said:It's sort of cute imagining the thread going to sleep.
I mean, it isn't really because it's sort of beyond imagining and why did you say that anyway, I'm confused now.
The Sad Punk said:If Andrew hits it big, I'm sure he can still chat to us, typing on his keyboards made out of boobies.
Axver said:
What about when the rabid fangirls who want his body discover he posts here?
the tourist said:
Don't worry--there are people who can take others' places.
Dalton's in and out
there will be a return of NSW one of these days.
Axver said:
What about when the rabid fangirls who want his body discover he posts here?
the tourist said:
fix'd
The Sad Punk said:
We'll just turn it into a "fake Andrew" thing. Bada-bing, bada-boom.
The Sad Punk said:
We'll just turn it into a "fake Andrew" thing. Bada-bing, bada-boom.
the tourist said:
:shudder:
Axver said:
The controversy! The betrayal! The Kunstmuseum references!
Axver said:
You know you want the groupies. And their boobies.
the tourist said:
notTourist?
the tourist said:
Not allowed.
the tourist said:I dated a groupie once, a long time ago. She turned out to be a sociopath. She then decided to be a model and modeled for a suicide-girls ripoff internet site called godsgirls. Nude modeling. And then she quit. She thought the site, featuring naked girls, was about "art" and quit when she realized it was about porn. I mean, who is that fucking naive? Nude modeling on the internet and expecting people not to hit on her? Expecting guys to say "that's art!" and not masturbated like wild monkeys all over the place?
No, no. No more groupies.
Axver said:
Godsgirls?
And that's not naive. That's just astonishingly, painfully stupid. Almost as bad as people who call the dating numbers advertised on 1am TV and expect to speak to the hot chick in the ad rather than greasy 45 year old Jim-Bob.